Miscellaneous: Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage...

By Anna - 06/04/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for 3 hours. FML

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By paula434 - 05/12/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML

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By KenzFell - 05/06/2012 07:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

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By hrs220 - 21/05/2016 21:55 - United States - Lake Zurich

Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML

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By BlueyedKat - 11/04/2016 17:40 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I gave a presentation to a class of 70+ people. No one bothered to tell me my fly was unzipped. No wonder they were all smiling. FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By exposed - 15/03/2010 06:35 - United States

Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 07:58 - United States

Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML

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By BluesMan1990 - 16/09/2009 10:21 - United States

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

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By Samantha35 - 28/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML

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By Nastiaa - 15/02/2009 15:49 - Estonia

Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML

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IngenuityGap 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:01

The fact that you gave a 3 hour speech on abstinence means you deserved it. Everything else is just icing on the cake.

Occam 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:05

More teachers should use this method.

Comments

suadelaaa 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:01

Pfft, those poor boys deserved something for havening to sit through a three hour speech.

kcus 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:08

how did the kids SEE your cleavage? now it just seems like you were bending forward and asking them to gaze.

lifesucks33_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:09

lol

maxson_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:11

YDI for not checking your shirt before you went to speak, but I think everyone needs to lighten up about the whole abstinence issue. People can /choose/ to be abstinent until marriage, just like they can /choose/ to have sex before marriage. What I don't understand is why people are putting YDI just because she gave a speech on something they disagree with :/

King_of_Kings 3

Monday 6 April 2009 23:14

sexy!

alex_vik 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:16

So you don't pay attention when putting on your clothes? YDI

kcus 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:16

..look at mr. sex addict above me.

hottie102 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:19

wow, I completely agree with number #1. I mean srsly who gives a speech for 3 hours and especially to teenage boys?

braFTW 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:26

Was there someone filming it to upload it on youtube? =D And I agree with #4. The whole going to school experience would be much more pleasant.

UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:26

@76 and 79, Sorry to disappoint, but I only use "Ur" in my name because this site has a character limit on the names here. I originally tried to sign up with "YourLifeDoesn'tSuck", but it wouldn't let me. Alas, when I signed up, I was still a bit buzzed from being at the bars all night, so creativity wasn't much of an option. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about. Unless you are an English major, I don't suggest trying to argue with me on proper grammar. First, there is nothing inherently wrong with using contractions in English, even in formal writing (see the Chicago Manual of Style and The Associated Press Stylebook). I don't care that your English teacher does not let you use any contractions in your writing - in the real world it does not matter as long as your writing sounds professional. Maybe when you get past eight grade, you'll understand. Furthermore, you suggest that I should have used a semicolon in my sixth point. That is completely wrong. Semicolons are used to separate two independent (but related) clauses. If you do not understand why my sixth point does not contain two independent clauses, you should do some research. Again, I suggest looking at the Chicago Manual of Style and the AP Stylebook. Have a nice day.