Miscellaneous: Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage...

By Anna - 06/04/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for 3 hours. FML

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By paula434 - 05/12/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML

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By KenzFell - 05/06/2012 07:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

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By hrs220 - 21/05/2016 21:55 - United States - Lake Zurich

Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML

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By BlueyedKat - 11/04/2016 17:40 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I gave a presentation to a class of 70+ people. No one bothered to tell me my fly was unzipped. No wonder they were all smiling. FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By exposed - 15/03/2010 06:35 - United States

Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 07:58 - United States

Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML

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By BluesMan1990 - 16/09/2009 10:21 - United States

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

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By Samantha35 - 28/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML

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By Nastiaa - 15/02/2009 15:49 - Estonia

Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML

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IngenuityGap 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:01

The fact that you gave a 3 hour speech on abstinence means you deserved it. Everything else is just icing on the cake.

Occam 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:05

More teachers should use this method.

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xlucklessloverx 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:21

THREE HOURS ABOUT ABSTINENCE??? jeez why not just say "dont have sex. ever." and call it a day?

lightmylamb 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:21

How did the little bit of cleavage you were showing keep all those boys entertained for so long? I mean, were you jumping? I'm not a teenage guy, so I don't know, but does a tiny bit of cleavage actually make it worth it to sit still during a boring, 3 hour lecture on something you probably don't care about?

KeiIshiyama 10

Monday 29 August 2011 0:07

I think it comes and goes depending on the guy. If she was just pacing around and giving the speech, I'd probably be hooked on her chest for fifteen minutes, tops. Also, just for giving a speech on abstinence, you deserve the humiliation. I know two girls who have gotten pregnant. This was during the end of sophomore year, four months ago. Abstinence-only safe sex is pure bullshit, and it will work 0.001% of the time. If you want to make them learn something, teach them about birth control and condoms. That's a helluva lot better of a lesson that three hours of your shit.

absurdliaisons 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:23

Good going #43. Way to prove a point with uh... you know, not proving a point. What one thing has to do with the other is beyond me. OP: I'm with #1, hands down. I rolled my eyes and almost stopped reading at, "I gave a speech on abstinence ...". Give the kids a speech that will actually help them; like using condoms, as others have said.

mrgorbachev 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:32

Am I the only one who gets the feeling from the way this is phrased (e.g. "I had to... Surprisingly, they were paying attention...") that it wasn't her choice to give the speech? I mean, maybe she is a health teacher in an abstinence-only state. Anyway, stop ******* jumping down her throat for doing her job. At my first job I had to flip ******* burgers but I'm a lacto-vegetarian, so you know. Even if it is her viewpoint, that's hardly the point.

backoff 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:32

#63 I dont think anyone is trying to get some respect here we're just speaking our mind and we dont need communication advisers. If you want some respect on this forum just try to be as tolerant as possible...

cherrybollosm04 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:32

Teaching Abstinence is absolutely pointless. And like many of the comments above it only increases the chances for transmitting diseases because they have absolutely no knowledge about how to be protective. If you want your daughter not to have sex, you might as well invest in a chastity belt, or get your son neutered. Or better yet, wake up from your fantasy world where you actually think your kids don't think of sex 24/7.

yourpathetic 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:33

Those kids are at home jerking off to your cleavage.

thatsoundsnice 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:34

Abstinence doesn't work, which you clearly proved. :)

genius_man16 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:48

as soon as i read "speech on abstinece" i clicked YDI

xOpheliacx 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:49

How do you even talk about abstinence for three hours? Is there really that much you could actually say on the subject? Next time, double-check your shirt. (And, out of curiousity, do guys seriously want to just stare at boobs for three hours? I mean, wouldn't you get bored just lookin at them? I mean maybe I just don't understand cuz I'm a straight girl...? )