Miscellaneous: Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage...

By Anna - 06/04/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for 3 hours. FML

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By paula434 - 05/12/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML

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By KenzFell - 05/06/2012 07:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

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By hrs220 - 21/05/2016 21:55 - United States - Lake Zurich

Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML

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By BlueyedKat - 11/04/2016 17:40 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I gave a presentation to a class of 70+ people. No one bothered to tell me my fly was unzipped. No wonder they were all smiling. FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By exposed - 15/03/2010 06:35 - United States

Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 07:58 - United States

Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML

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By BluesMan1990 - 16/09/2009 10:21 - United States

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

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By Samantha35 - 28/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML

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By Nastiaa - 15/02/2009 15:49 - Estonia

Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML

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IngenuityGap 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:01

The fact that you gave a 3 hour speech on abstinence means you deserved it. Everything else is just icing on the cake.

Occam 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:05

More teachers should use this method.

Comments

wafflemonger 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:50

When it comes to sex, I choose abstinence...the condom. http://abstinencethecondom.com/

backoff 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:54

#73 Dont worry its impossible. Its funny for a while, but three hours!!! Jeez you got a problem if youre still interested #74 great! didnt know that brand! ^^

HeyitsPheddy 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:56

At 34, if you really want to get technical: 1) On 6 you would use a semicolon instead of a comma, there are two separate statements, and a comma does not suffice for conveying that point. 2) Your name should be "Your life does not suck", "Ur" can be a variety of things, but in proper grammar does not mean "you are". 3) You have obviously stated that formal language should be used on this forum page. You also use contractions several times in your post, and in formal English using contractions are not correct, and are used for stylistic purposes primarily. You, my friend, need to learn how to ******* write. Sources: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ur_(disambiguation), http://www.yourdictionary.com/dictionary-articles/using-contractions.html. Note: Sources were not used in researching, but merely to back up my point.

backoff 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:59

#76 i love u! ^^ as im french thats the kinda com' i cannot do (need to improve my english)

AntiChrist7 0

Monday 6 April 2009 22:03

good job! now they didn' t listen to your bullshit

could_be_funny 0

Monday 6 April 2009 22:04

haha UrLifeDoesntSuck got owned . . . (don't even try to go all grammar Nazi on me because I don't care) @UrLifeDoesntSuck, you spelled "your" wrong in your own name idiot. Who cares about grammar on a comment? As long as they're not one of those people that uses text language throughout the whole thing and they can be understood, who gives a shit. Get over yourself

Dalarsco 0

Monday 6 April 2009 22:13

I have nothing against abstinence, but three hours? Seriously? That's pushing it even for a balanced sex-ed discussion featuring all possible options.