Miscellaneous: Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage...

By Anna - 06/04/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for 3 hours. FML

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By paula434 - 05/12/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML

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By KenzFell - 05/06/2012 07:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

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By hrs220 - 21/05/2016 21:55 - United States - Lake Zurich

Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML

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You deserved it 1 529

By BlueyedKat - 11/04/2016 17:40 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I gave a presentation to a class of 70+ people. No one bothered to tell me my fly was unzipped. No wonder they were all smiling. FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By exposed - 15/03/2010 06:35 - United States

Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 07:58 - United States

Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML

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You deserved it 6 548

By BluesMan1990 - 16/09/2009 10:21 - United States

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

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You deserved it 21 520

By Samantha35 - 28/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML

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By Nastiaa - 15/02/2009 15:49 - Estonia

Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML

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IngenuityGap 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:01

The fact that you gave a 3 hour speech on abstinence means you deserved it. Everything else is just icing on the cake.

Occam 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:05

More teachers should use this method.

Comments

kwbuzz23wk 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:42

#34, This is fmylife.com, Not an English class. Get over it. Oh, and you did not cite your sources correctly.

torazio994 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:43

Wow! Abstenence is better than being a 200 pound prostitute. You're all going to hell for that.

backoff 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:43

Abstinence? is there anything in the world less natural! The base of life is procreation and the evolution of mankind connected sex and social relationships (as bonobos) so teach how to have safe sex and f*** off! I cant stand these pointless statements based on... absolutely nothing credible. If you wanna teach your kids principles teach'em bushido! honor courage sincerity loyalty or even faithfullness are much more valuable virtues than abstinence

foryoublue94 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:44

haha nice

kelseymarie 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:48

Sorry # 34, I didn't realize my grammar, spelling, and punctuation was going to be critiqued. I'm glad you have time to correct me. I don't, because of all the multiple orgasms I am having #38. btw this is the internet i can type write or put as many ellipses as i want.. just because i dont show i know how to write or speak doesnt mean i cant.

Ox_Baker 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:50

Today, I had to sit through a three-hour lecture given by a 300-pound woman with three buttons undone. FML

Monty_Python 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:50

#1 wins. YDI it big time. Kind of reminds me of the abstinence speeches they gave me 2 weeks ago. None of the speakers were abstinent. I facepalm'd so hard at all of them. Especially when they said that condoms were only 85% effective. If you're stupid then yes. If applied correctly then they are 97% effective.

thebeefs 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:52

Dear Children, Your mouth can't get pregnant. Love, thebeefs

backoff 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:55

#34 Im a ******* french guy and i got everything she said so if u wanna hear naughty words shut the **** up and get the hell outta here... Theres nothing interesting in ur com' (and dont try to cricticize i dont give a damn of you asshole)