Miscellaneous: Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage...

By Anna - 06/04/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for 3 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 585

You deserved it 64 740

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By paula434 - 05/12/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 583

You deserved it 4 034

By KenzFell - 05/06/2012 07:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 201

You deserved it 3 056

By hrs220 - 21/05/2016 21:55 - United States - Lake Zurich

Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML

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You deserved it 1 529

By BlueyedKat - 11/04/2016 17:40 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I gave a presentation to a class of 70+ people. No one bothered to tell me my fly was unzipped. No wonder they were all smiling. FML

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You deserved it 2 605

By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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You deserved it 15 364

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By exposed - 15/03/2010 06:35 - United States

Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 757

You deserved it 35 707

By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 07:58 - United States

Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 711

You deserved it 6 548

By BluesMan1990 - 16/09/2009 10:21 - United States

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 471

You deserved it 21 520

By Samantha35 - 28/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML

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By Nastiaa - 15/02/2009 15:49 - Estonia

Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML

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You deserved it 57 794

IngenuityGap 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:01

The fact that you gave a 3 hour speech on abstinence means you deserved it. Everything else is just icing on the cake.

Occam 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:05

More teachers should use this method.

Comments

xfreak804 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:57

can u give this same exact speech to me right now

STN_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:59

damn. wish i was there!

Broc 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:59

You deserved it for supporting such an archaic view of sex education

SergioFML 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:03

Lucky them.

rmm 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:03

Well, I put FYL, but on second thoughts.. you gave a speech on abstinence? I agree with number 1

thor82188 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:03

i agree with #54 instead of teaching absitenence, why not safe sex? 1% of those teenage boys will actually practice absitenence... if that.

texxxasissouth 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:17

Abstinence is a retarded idea promoted by religion in an effort to control people. Sex is a natural thing. In fact, about 45% of all mammalian sex is homosexual. You earned this one jackass.

wowfmlife 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:19

Unless your very young and very pretty they didn't care that much anyways

anon12_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:19

What does tbh stand for?

UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:20

Why would I give up this job if it gives me such great pleasure, #55? @50 It's not about "understanding her". I understood what she said perfectly. However, the decent thing to do is to write with a modicum of care about your grammar. @46 Of course you can write however you want. However, that doesn't stop you from looking like a complete idiot. Who do you think is going to get more respect - the guy writing in complete sentences or the 'tard who barely outperforms a monkey at English?