I couldn't agree more. Although, at some point, it becomes the kids' choices made independently of their parents that turn them into idiots. And at that point, the only fool proof solution is to beat the shit out of them ...but not really because that's mean:)

I tell my kids when it comes to make choices, first ask yourself "Is this going to get me featured on a World's Dumbest show?" If the answer is yes, don't do it.

The 11th commandment: Thou shalt not raise idiots.

Ick! I'd prefer he do neither. What if he accidentally draws blood? Perhaps he has an open sore in his mouth, too. Who knows what some people might be carrying? /shudder

Or worse...he bites down on a pimple or abscess and it exploded in his mouth!! super shudder /

Note to self: don't eat or drink while reading FML.

#23 - Would serve him right though

Or "bites balls."

For all those who had to do a little double take, I believe 18 is going for "Muzzle."

No I actually meant muscle ;-)

I'm assuming you don't bother reading the comments before making your own, because #9 already made this joke. Next time be quicker or original. You choose.

Doc, if you ever find time to write a blog post about that it would be awesome. That sounds equal parts terrifying and captivating.

Holy crap! Kids stick just about anything up their nose and in their mouth as infants but I sees whole new generation that continues to do this for as long as they can get away with it!! Bath salts?! Really??

There are many other less popular instances of people high on bath salts assaulting others by biting.

Oh, okay. Thanks for that. But just for the record, that guy wasn't... so the police say...

Yeah I read that same thing. Last I heard was he got some weed which tuned out to be WET.

Damn.

That has never been proven.