By idiotson - 11/06/2014 00:39 - United States - Rocky Point

Today, I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got busted when he tried to return it all because he "didn't like the flavor". FML
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Adam5858 17

Extra punishment for being such a fool

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baxeh 29

Now this kid is gonna go places eventually. Like jail

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Rallred32 20

The good what? Keep up the good elevator service? I don't know what you're trying to say and I'm confused.

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sterling1113 15

Man I hate it when people don't finish their

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1dvs_bstd 41

Man, that's another level of stupid. So dense.

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kasmol 16

I've heard of not being the sharpest pencil in the box, but this kid is nothing but the eraser.

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Xeebar 28

Sounds like your son would be perfect on the following World's Dumbest categories: Criminals, Outlaws, Shoppers. Good luck with him.

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starcrossed2214 5

*clap clap clap* amazing parenting. *note the sarcasm*

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mindthief 17

Does he possess any amount of common sense ?

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