By ahhahaha - 12/08/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 419
You deserved it 52

ahhahaha tells us more.

ahhahaha 0

Okay this is my FML and to address everyones comments- yes the name candyman was thaught of and is used. And I can't believe only one person figured out that it's simply a midlife crisis issue. And yeah, I put it under kids for a reason. It is FML because I can't use it against him cuz he's too much of an ass. And for another reason that will be posted as another FML. Thank you and goodnight

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Brolin 4

Lmfao this is amazing, I would hold that over him for years to come. Anytime you need something, just remember this, and hold it over him haha this is really great.

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Kiwi_Splash 0

You're not getting the point. It's that his dad is 42 and caught stealing CANDY. Sure, the OP's dad didn't do something so HUGE, but it's the fact that of all crimes, he chose to steal, and not something major, but candy, something that would not cost more than 2 dollars at the most. It's just ironic because that is something a child would do. But anyway, HAHAHHAHHAH. Must've been hilarious.

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JRSpaniel 0

F both of your lives. His slightly more.

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how_annoying 0

I lol'd for like 1/2 and hour your dad is epic

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GMeister13 0

Dude either Is this fake or it's frickin funny :P

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xoraybaybay 0

hahaha this made me laugh almost as hard as the FML did xD win. just win.

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EvilHippyEmperor 0

Have you considered grounding him until he learns that stealing candy is naughty? :-)

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Tankman_fml 0

FYL because your dad was (at oldest) 24 when you were born. I'm guessing he might've been younger, considering his horrible judgment abilities at least 18 years later. Also, I find it hilarious that you posted this under "Kids" xP

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monnanon 13

I cant see what your getting at. Are you saying that he made a bad judgement by having a kid when he was under 25?

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