By ahhahaha - 12/08/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 419
You deserved it 52

ahhahaha tells us more.

ahhahaha 0

Okay this is my FML and to address everyones comments- yes the name candyman was thaught of and is used. And I can't believe only one person figured out that it's simply a midlife crisis issue. And yeah, I put it under kids for a reason. It is FML because I can't use it against him cuz he's too much of an ass. And for another reason that will be posted as another FML. Thank you and goodnight

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Brolin 4

Lmfao this is amazing, I would hold that over him for years to come. Anytime you need something, just remember this, and hold it over him haha this is really great.

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Kiwi_Splash 0

You're not getting the point. It's that his dad is 42 and caught stealing CANDY. Sure, the OP's dad didn't do something so HUGE, but it's the fact that of all crimes, he chose to steal, and not something major, but candy, something that would not cost more than 2 dollars at the most. It's just ironic because that is something a child would do. But anyway, HAHAHHAHHAH. Must've been hilarious.

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Neferria 0

Just exactly how much candy was he stealing?

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angryseatroll 5

I started laughing quite hard at this one.

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elsieenchanted 0

Hahaha. Grown man sneaking candy out of the store. xD

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Guairdean 0

Get your Dad to a doctor. This could indicate a medical condition, possibly a mild stroke.

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hahaha6 0

A stroke would cause someone to steal candy?

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JukeboxBunny 0

hahaha this is great.

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SMDBEEZY 0

You smell Like A 400 pound mans jock strap.....

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lordmoe 0

How much candy did he steal to end up getting arrested? BTW #59 the medical condition that leads to stealing is called kleptomania.

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fatema_is_effed 0

Thsi is one of those classic FML's you get once every blue moon. LOL.

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Spl2iGGaN 0

What KIND of candy.. Some of those things are pretty expensive.

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