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By Anonymous - 19/02/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I had to help my dad remove a splinter. From his butt. FML
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null_fml 11

Just, whatever you do, don't ask him how it got there. You're probably better off not knowing.

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Xrandomkrisx 7

lol atleast your father appreciates you taking a splinter out from his butt :)

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Junomeka 0

snickerdoodlea ruins every damn fml by saying something like that. SNICK! JEZUZ! fml is here for people's comments! your ruiining myyy hobbyyy. i dont get out much and caaaannnnt

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swantonboy96 0

Hey your damn dad has helped you all your life and not made your get an abortion, so if helping the person that made you digusts you so much just ******* burn in hell!

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fishrocker 0

how do you even get a splinter in your ass? I have a feeling this is fake

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367bri879 0

hey look at it this way....everybody has a butt lol

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