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By Anonymous - 19/02/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I had to help my dad remove a splinter. From his butt. FML
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null_fml 11

Just, whatever you do, don't ask him how it got there. You're probably better off not knowing.

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Xrandomkrisx 7

lol atleast your father appreciates you taking a splinter out from his butt :)

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goldspeck 0

do you know how many times he had to change your diaper?

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Hanban 0

Aww, don't make me cry!

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b1acksharpi3mark 0

I like puns. :)

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lolroflmao 0

SpELingh iZ beneefishal for us aul. :-/ lol

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SweetestSin 4

While that is disturbing and I myself would have declined when he asked, just remember it could have been worse!

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Snow_Daisy 7

Uhm.. SICK. That was her DAD, not some random guy she knew.

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Tripout 0

yet THE QUESTION REMAINS UNANSWERED lol there are such things called INCEST. Not sure if I spelled it correctly BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

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MattCole 0

Was the splinter on the inside or outside. Removing it from the cheek is one thing. Taking it out of his anus is something totally different.

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WONDERWB 2

ROFLMAO. It does suck but it saved him a trip to the emergency room.

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illy88 0

sum1 has used the same FML before only they said mom...btw its ur effin dad u idiot..go cry a river...douche..

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Sirin_fml 46

Do yah got a link, mah African-American sistah?!

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waterynuggets 0

"African-American sistah?!" ........................ *FACEPALM*

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Sirin_fml 46

You shouldn't be seeing this unless you're a moderator >_>

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Sirin_fml 46

Well, I had to censor it, or I'd have to have moderated myself, like I did with my quite frankly uncalled-for personal attack above :D Serves me right for not "being down" with "the lingo" of "the streets". And all that. Me and my cussy mouth >_>

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waterynuggets 0

Lulz. Shovels might be on sale this week.

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CallMeHush 0

So... this is an FML because you didn't have tweezers, used your teeth and just figured out that you flossed with his ass hair or what?

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Hanban 0

I think the OP may have used a suction cap too!

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