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By Anonymous - 19/02/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I had to help my dad remove a splinter. From his butt. FML

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Friday 19 February 2010 9:21

Just, whatever you do, don't ask him how it got there. You're probably better off not knowing.

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Friday 19 February 2010 9:18

lol atleast your father appreciates you taking a splinter out from his butt :)

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xmarkstheheart 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 1:54

Sexy-time! You pull something out of your dad, then he sticks something in you.

chili_is_good 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 11:37

at least it was not his Wang...

Bcfrmkc816 17

Friday 16 September 2011 20:48

Well you should be glad that he is still with you and y'all were probably doing something together there are alot if people out there that don't have their father around any more for whatever reason

drayloon 50

Monday 23 April 2012 8:21

im afraid to ask why he had wood in his ass in the first place....

mim777 4

Monday 30 April 2012 22:36

oooh. :- grizzly

ImTheAlpha 30

Sunday 3 June 2012 18:19

Awkward dad. So glad I døn't have to deal with that kind of stuff.

_VAL3NT1NA_ 6

Tuesday 8 January 2013 8:47

Wow, i have also done that before.

Alastor13X 8

Friday 14 March 2014 3:09

Ha ha! Its like the lion with the thorn in its paw... Except a bit of a "shitty" situation! Terrible Pun intended!

goodlifenah 12

Monday 24 August 2015 10:44

I know that feel bro

pineapple_stick 4

Monday 23 November 2015 1:12

how'd he manage that? wow.

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