By Anonymous - 27/01/2012 22:03 - United States

Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML
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I can't even imagine how painful that would be... Dear god...

bryyxoo 0

Bleach kills everything right? No? Oh...

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tell me what her name is, so I never encounter her in life :)

pheanixgod 8

Am I the only person who wants to know what STD she had down there.

Cleaning your privates with Clorox seems painful. I'm sure the chemicals made her downstairs burn.

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