[crazy drunken ass ODB singin again] Hoeeeee! Yeah, heyyyy, de haaaaa Hoe, ohhaowwohh! Hoeeeee, de heyyyy (This is dedicated to all y'all bitches) De, haaaahhhh Hoeeeee! Yeah, heyyyy, de haaaaa

*face-palm*

Holy **** for one your daughter is either ******* stupid or way to young to be having sex

This comment will be monitored in so many ways!!! So I will keep it nice. I have been saying for years that I wish it hurt to be stupid,and that we would have less stupid people if it did. This is a great example of that. Let's see if it happens again. Lol

Dear OP, Clearly your daughter was intimidated/concerned over her condition enough to actively seek doing something about it. The wrong thing to be sure, but it doesn't mean she's stupid. Kids do foolish things when they're frightened. Not to mention sex is treated so casually in our society that it's no wonder kids seldom treat it as the profound thing that it can be, let alone understand the depth of consequence(s) it creates. Either way, drop any pretense of condescension or patronization, sit down with your little girl, and have the sex talk. Treat it for what it is- one of the best parts of life; not some reading from a biology text. I do not envy you. Good... luck. FYL.

Wait soap doesn't work?.... Damnit

I'm sure if she was properly instructed by her mother not to use harsh household cleaning products on her pikachu, this would never have happened.

Lol "I got fingered at 13" that's really something to be proud of!

It's not the OPs fault. "you should make your child feel comfortable to come to you with anything" for all of you who have been posting this.. Post when you have a teenager or two of your own.

Shoulda used windex!