By Anonymous - 09/03/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, I had to patiently listen as a customer nattered on and on about how incompetent I was for not stocking the movie she was looking for. It took nearly 20 minutes to get her to calm down long enough for me to explain that there is no such movie as "Hobbits With Shotguns". FML
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rattusrattus 18

Ah, yes, the adaptation of Tolkien's long-lost tale of hobbits, hunting, and many, many explosions. It's one of my favourites. The hobbit with the eyepatch is the best hobbit.

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iamyummylicious 14

Maybe you misheard her. Because there is a movie called Hobos With Shotguns. Or maybe she misspoke.

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Someone, please make that a movie

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taco_bender 12

Ill do it. Mexican productions presents. Hobbits with shotguns.

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taco_bender 12

Might need to find small ppl. Make it look like Willy Wonka's candy factory. But with shotguns.

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myoukei 31

well Hollywood is desperate nowadays... :/

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taco_bender 12

I think its a big time seller idea. We just need someone funny. Kat Williams or somebody. Idk. Ill consult the homies. Plus #13 said please.

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tripangelx8 4

and how do you know there's no such movie?! have you watched them all or am I missing something?

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ssgvegasboi22 1

You're just missing something.

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Swiftly 0

Actually, there is. It was produced by m night shyamalan, just so you know.

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heyhihello95 12

There is a big difference between hobbits and hobos. Actually I take it back, they're both short, hairy and dirty most of the time.

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knight0748 5

I think she's look for 'Hobo with a shotgun', real movie I swear!

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SaturnV 25

Don't mind that high pitched whizzing sound, it's just JRR Tolkien rolling in his grave.

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emba_fml 13

hobo with a shotgun. not hobos with shotguns, or hobbits with shotguns.

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shovelface1990 4

Hobo with a shotgun actually. Only one hobo. Ignoramus.

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KrayKrayGurl117 7

Hobbits are everywhere!!! Everyone is talking about them!!! I dont get why they are so freaking popular!!!

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emba_fml 13

because tolkien is a mother ******* genius, that's why

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emmanizzer 6

And because the movie comes out in december :)

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

#35- Go read some classic literature. :P Lord of the rings!

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kenoswild 14

the closest thing to a shotgun that a hobbit can carry is a musket....

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sabb1228 0

Maybe that's what the customer was looking for. Hobbit with a musket, the newest version of hobo with a shotgun!

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