Miscellaneous: Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down....

By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML

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Always check before

By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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By PeedMom - 16/03/2018 09:00 - United States - Cedar Bluff

Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML

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TW: Gross

By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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Shit for brains

By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML

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Pissed off

By lionhead14 - 20/05/2011 19:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up needing to wee. I was at my boyfriend's and didn't want to wake him, so I sat on the edge of the toilet and peed as quietly as possible. I realised after that I'd sat too far over and had peed on the floor. There was no loo paper. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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You must be ******** me

By MyLyfeSux - 25/09/2009 22:09 - United States

Today, I went to the restroom at school and when I finished my business, I noticed there was no toilet paper. I then began to wait, hoping that a janitor would come by with extra toilet paper. It wasn't until an hour later that I then realized there was four extra rolls hidden behind the toilet. FML

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By pass_the_tp - 13/01/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

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xxxeelaa 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 20:09

LMAO. the mental image of this is just too much..

designedlikedice 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 20:05

You couldn't hear people who were in there?

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 21:42

I would just casually ask the person in the next stall over if they could let me have some of their toilet paper. They might understand if they're not in a bad mood or a bitch.

thattickles 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 21:44

it was just pee, you didn't need to wipe. YDI

liveitlearnit 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 21:44

Proper way to solve this problem: "Excuse me, is anyone in here?" "Yes..." "I'm sorry, would you mind handing me a wad of toilet paper? Thanks so much." Nobody in the world would say no. I mean, come on. It's happened to all of us.

kellster 2

Saturday 16 May 2009 21:45

#16... this is not one of those things you tell the world about. If you want to be a fully disgusting person, that's your right, but don't try to evangelize the rest of the world with your unhygienic ways. Also, given that the poster is almost certainly a female (I don't know many guys who pee in stalls), it's maybe not quite as simple as you think. Please post your identity so that women everywhere can know to wash after you touch them. OP: read #44! First, listen, then ask! THEN, if there's really no one there, do what you did.

ComputerAnalysis 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 21:51

@ #43 Did you not read all the other posts calling #16 an idiot for saying the exact same thing you just said? You fail.

SoJustFriends 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 22:03

Well, at least you were in the right bathroom, right?

ben26_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 22:06

"you cant spare one square?" lol FYL

I2OI3 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 22:07

This is why you should always carry an emergency wad of TP in your purse!

ohhhhshizzz 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 22:17

#43: You are just as dumb & dirty as #16, and you cannot read how everyone called them stupid. Please, if you are a girl and don't wipe that is just DISGUSTING, and you are VERY dirty.