By oppafucktardstyle - 14/10/2012 20:36 - United States - Waterloo

Today, I had to pick my parents up from the hospital and drive them back home, after they were treated for eating large amounts of cheese that my dad claimed to have "aged" for several years. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 489
You deserved it 1 626

Same thing different taste

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winnerme123 8

Cheese will only age without being unhealthy to eat under strict conditions.

mintcar 9

Your username, OP. I love that shit. Anyways, I wonder how they explained that to the doctor.

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enormouselephant 15

I don't mean to get all cheesy but please send them my sympathies.

mintcar 9

Your username, OP. I love that shit. Anyways, I wonder how they explained that to the doctor.

That's why you herve to be very caerphilly when you age cheese or else it won't be gouda.

Your username is epic XD and shouldn't it be **** your parents live since they ate the cheese?

23 - No, the parents would be YDI. OP is FML because he has to deal with this stupidity.

Don't knock it til you try it. The mold does something really wonderful for the texture.

It wouldn't last for "years" without decomposing.

42, you'd be surprised how long cheese lasts without decomposing! A very long time! It'll turn green, get hard & might smell but that's it!