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By Today - 07/09/2010 02:26 - United States

Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML

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Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

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Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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By princess98 - 18/11/2019 05:00

Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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jacetopia96 1

Tuesday 7 September 2010 9:36

I thought it was Rock, Paper, Scissors?

unfortunate_13 5

Tuesday 7 September 2010 9:13

no shower, no sex. it's as simple as that.

Comments

sk8ergirl553 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 16:13

its Rock Paper scissors! in that order.

samuelmartin 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 16:41

ydi cause its rock paper scissors not paper scissors rock

dyld921 2

Tuesday 7 September 2010 16:56

Hey, at least you win at all ;)

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Tuesday 7 September 2010 17:33

hahahah The bf wins but he should've demanded a bj before & after the shower.

maddie30000 4

Tuesday 7 September 2010 18:25

dump his ass!

fatmalloy 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 18:30

it's ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!

silentfog 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 18:46

who says paper rock scissors

Igor_g5 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 18:58

Dump his stinky ass.

Zacham 5

Tuesday 7 September 2010 19:02

that's nasty, I couldn't date someone who doesn't bathe daily

StitchedBear 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 19:13

hahha funny

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