Kids: Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year...

By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 20:51 - United States

Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML

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Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML

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By whoopsiedoodle - 21/05/2009 12:45 - Canada

Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML

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By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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By shway - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML

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Saturday 4 July 2015 9:38

I would have been embarrased for her. 6 years old Is a little too old for that type of thing to happen.

bigdfootball97 24

Saturday 4 July 2015 9:37

They start so young :')

Comments

Silk_Routes 14

Saturday 4 July 2015 10:19

I must salute this man.. bravo

BlaqMontana 16

Saturday 4 July 2015 10:22

watch out for that lad..he's one of those kids with endless possibilities haha :)

lovelockdown23 23

Saturday 4 July 2015 10:24

Anyone else wondering how a six year old can get between a woman's legs at a super market? no? Just me? Okay.

MissRaindrop 20

Saturday 4 July 2015 10:40

I was wondering the same. I mean... 6 year olds nowadays can be pretty big. Even if he was smaller she'd still have to be standing with her legs farther apart than a lady in a skirt should be for him to get under there without notice. Otherwise she'd have stopped him before he was able to look up.

Zebediabolical 39

Saturday 4 July 2015 12:50

Alcohol and flattery obviously.

Fmlsea 28

Saturday 4 July 2015 12:55

excatly and who would leave their legs open wide enough for someone to get under their legs if they arent wearing underwear.

Wakachulak 22

Saturday 4 July 2015 14:05

I'm picturing it as him just sticking his head between her legs and looking up.

chinaski7628 32

Saturday 4 July 2015 16:26

I'm wondering why the parent didn't stop him sooner. I know kids can be quick and sneaky, but who lets their kid crawl around on the grocery store floor?