By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 20:51 - United States

Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
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lovelockdown23 23

I would have been embarrased for her. 6 years old Is a little too old for that type of thing to happen.

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bigdfootball97 24

They start so young :')

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TomeDr 24

YDI for not teaching you son better manners.

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Smooth_Criminal 24

Well panties can be annoyingly uncomfortable. But not wearing them under a skirt is just asking for trouble.

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rockwrench 18

At least he'll know what it looks like when you give him the birds and bees talk after he's older.

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CliffyB03 28

Now he's asking some real questions. Lol

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DaRito 25

6 and he's seen more pussy than I have.

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nicole1765 14

He crawled between her legs. How wide was she standing with her legs open because I am picturing it and it doesnt look right....just saying.

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iwadasn 32

YDI. If a toddler had done this it'd be understandable, but a 6-year-old should know not to crawl around a store's floor. It sounds like you're one of those annoying parents who just lets their kids run wild in public.

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natashamilan 13

You're assuming too much. It's typical for six year old boys to do their own thing, and you can't blame the parents all the time.

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randomcritic 14

Hilarious! I'm sure that the woman was more embarrassed than you were. Also that will be hilarious to tell when the kid grows up. Was the kid playing under a table at the supermarket? I'm really wondering how she could end up crawling there. Or did the lady's skirt look like a circus tent?

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Brightbulb 39

At 6 years old he needs to know that the floor in a store is not something to be crawling on and he should not be looking under a ladies skirt. On the other hand, why would anyone in a skirt have their legs wide enough (panties or not) for a 6 year old to "crawl between her legs at the supermarket" and stay there long enough to look up. I'm so sorry OP but the lady kind of deserved this for not being more vigilant, and you kind of deserved this for not paying close attention to where you munchkin was at in a public place. At the same time, neither of you deserved it. Such a conundrum. FYL

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ajgoetz15 8

You're assuming to much sure some kids will crawl on the floor but the kids a six year old boy. It takes longer for guys to mature than girls.

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