Transportation: Today, I had to ride in the back seat of a car, next to a large,...

By grace - 13/08/2015 14:54 - United States - New York

Today, I had to ride in the back seat of a car, next to a large, hyperactive dog who experiences nervous bowel movements. FML

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By StinkyDogs - 27/03/2011 10:06 - United States

Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML

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By ConfusedGinger - 10/11/2016 11:50 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 00:01

Today, I spent five hours in the back seat of a car with two dogs. Both had been sprayed by a skunk earlier in the day. One had a gas problem. FML

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By ApolloandDixie - 23/12/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I stayed in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2016 17:04 - United States - Pittsburg

Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML

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Road rage

By fUcKOAHdSAjl - 16/08/2013 18:41 - United States - Manchester

Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML

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By Mr Pippin - 09/09/2018 22:00

Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2012 19:10 - United States - Clinton

Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML

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By sandra - 20/09/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I was working with some shelter puppies transporting them to the vet's. I got all of the puppies in but one, and when I went to pull him out, I realized he had gotten car sick. Before I could stop it happening, he wagged his vomit-covered tail and hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 13:51 - United States - Pottstown

Today, I thought it would be funny to fart next to my brother in the car. Apparently, his carsickness is exacerbated by strong smells. I now know what it feels like to have lap full of vomit. FML

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davidpropert 32

Friday 14 August 2015 1:32

You should have shit your pants so the dog wouldn't feel so self conscious

FalloutScrolls 25

Friday 14 August 2015 2:11

I dunno, dude. At least a child would have a couple layers of clothing to hold it in.

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BMBBball31 15

Friday 14 August 2015 3:38

Poor dog

chinaski7628 32

Friday 14 August 2015 9:12

Poor OP, too.

CaroAurelia 12

Friday 14 August 2015 4:06

I had a cat like that. Every time we took a car ride with him, he would not only crap himself but piss himself and froth at the mouth. It wasn't pretty. He only did that after we took him home after my grandmama (his human) died, so he might have had kitty PTSD or something.

corky1992 33

Friday 14 August 2015 8:01

Well thats..shitty lol.

corky1992 33

Friday 14 August 2015 8:03

Well thats..shitty lol.

sandman676 20

Friday 14 August 2015 11:11

Open the door and kick that out

yaoi_chan 8

Friday 14 August 2015 16:05

**** off

hank0311 10

Friday 14 August 2015 15:32

Rah dogs are like kids though, he just might be excited to be on a ride and out of the house. It is common for animals to have neurotic behavior when things are different and or they are excited. Give him some loving and he may relax a bit next time