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By ouch - 25/02/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML

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By barebackingit - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kanata

Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML

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Run home

By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 14:56 - United States

Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML

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By AccidentalFlasher - 08/01/2016 02:08 - Canada - Thornhill

Today, I was chilling in my comfy zip-up sweatshirt when I realized I was running late for an acting class. In my mad panic, I forgot I didn't have a shirt or bra underneath. Later in class, I was performing a scene and started to unzip my sweatshirt. You can figure out the rest. FML

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John Tucker would've known what to do.

By Dan - 09/10/2017 04:30

Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML

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By Fluffy - 11/01/2012 12:51 - United States

Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML

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Whiffy

By Uber Chad - 25/03/2023 10:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML

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By Alex - 13/05/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML

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By RadYoHeaD - 04/12/2008 07:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I went running to the gym on the way to work and I forgot to bring a spare shirt. All I have to wear is a wet white tshirt. FML

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Perfect timing

By Poopalipa - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up late, didn't shave, didn't have time to iron my clothes, didn't eat breakfast, and ran into the office with beads of sweat running down my face. The meeting had been cancelled. FML

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amy1129 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 4:44

If your boobs are small enough that you can FORGET to put a bra on, you probably don't need one for running.

Paigeth 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 4:42

... I have never in my life ever forgotten to wear a bra.

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Taihen 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 15:27

#12: Most girls sleep without a bra. Wearing bras to bed leads to breast cancer and, in my experience, is horribly, terribly uncomfortable.

redsox4021 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 8:12

no it really doesn't u are a idiot

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 16:48

#52 - http://www.all-natural.com/bras.html

liveitlearnit 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 21:43

Oh man. I can't ever go without a bra. I sleep with one on and only take them off to change them and shower because the weight of my chest HURTS me when my bra is off. I can't imagine RUNNING bra-less. It would be agonizing. Poor baby. :[

deardaniel_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 0:03

lol i bet this was made up.

sensual_kidney 0

Friday 27 February 2009 1:23

assuming you're bigger than a B; GOD I WISH I WAS THERE FOR THAT

Jimmy_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 7:40

to bad theres no muscles in your boobs cuz that would be an awesome workout.

Kat_MS 0

Friday 27 February 2009 12:15

Heh I usually just wear tight camisoles, I enjoy having small breasts >_>. But just because someone doesn't wear a bra for normal day to day stuff doesn't mean that going for a long run without anything at all underneath wouldn't be painful =/. *feels for the OP*

bigrederin 0

Friday 27 February 2009 19:44

Got that beat. 8th grade - I'd been wearing a bra for about 3 or 4 years at that point (early bloomer here) - I get to school and realize I forgot to wear a bra. I'm thinking "No big deal, I'm not popular anyways, whatever," - and then morning announcements come on that all students have to undergo scoliosis testing in their gym class that day - for those that don't know, you take off your shirt and lean forward and some health tech from outside the school runs their fingers down your spine looking for irregularities. Of course, I shared gym class with lots of the popular girls, and would never have lived down not wearing a bra (because, as every girl who goes through junior high knows, you HAVE to wear a bra, even if you don't have goodies, and ESPECIALLY if you do). My mom ended up having to bring me a bra in a brown paper bag so I could put it on before the testing. And just to make my life suck more, the girl who brought it to me was a popular girl working as an office aid and was told it was my lunch (for some reason). She told me in front of my whole class that she was happy to see that my lunch sack was really light, as she thought I needed to go on a diet.