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By ouch - 25/02/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML

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By barebackingit - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kanata

Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 14:56 - United States

Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML

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By AccidentalFlasher - 08/01/2016 02:08 - Canada - Thornhill

Today, I was chilling in my comfy zip-up sweatshirt when I realized I was running late for an acting class. In my mad panic, I forgot I didn't have a shirt or bra underneath. Later in class, I was performing a scene and started to unzip my sweatshirt. You can figure out the rest. FML

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John Tucker would've known what to do.

By Dan - 09/10/2017 04:30

Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML

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By Fluffy - 11/01/2012 12:51 - United States

Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML

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By Uber Chad - 25/03/2023 10:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML

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By Alex - 13/05/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML

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By RadYoHeaD - 04/12/2008 07:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I went running to the gym on the way to work and I forgot to bring a spare shirt. All I have to wear is a wet white tshirt. FML

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By Poopalipa - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up late, didn't shave, didn't have time to iron my clothes, didn't eat breakfast, and ran into the office with beads of sweat running down my face. The meeting had been cancelled. FML

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amy1129 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 4:44

If your boobs are small enough that you can FORGET to put a bra on, you probably don't need one for running.

Paigeth 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 4:42

... I have never in my life ever forgotten to wear a bra.

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Anonx9876 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 5:44

Could be good could be bad. little chubby? yes, no?

SilverBallet 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:56

I agree with #6. If you have enough to bother you or jiggle while running, you couldn't "forget" to put a bra on. Perhaps you're talking about a training bra?

OMGyoupeople 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 21:37

i'm sorry but how do you FORGET to put on a bra?

tigergirl72 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 2:22

how do u forget a bra? God and what terrible luck u have

savesam 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 18:50

how do you forget..what? wtf?

domino57 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 22:08

ahem. number 9....you can have boobs and not be fat. trust me.

ronnidee 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:15

being a girl i dont see how you can forget to take your bra off... although i've seen a dumb chick "forget" to take her bra off before putting her swimsuit on and coming out to play a water polo game. yeah right.

YouGotJizzed 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 22:18

Your chances of getting laid with a guy in your class just increased by a magnitude of about 50,000.

Dimaranien 1

Thursday 19 March 2009 6:07

i did that in 6th grade. i understand your mortification.

shananigans 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 21:41

How on earth did you forget to put on a bra?? I have C-cups, and a couple of times I have sleepily put on a shirt in the morning without putting a bra on first, only to pretty much instantaneously realize I'm not wearing a bra. It just feels so different. Were you worried about the pain, or about your boobs jiggling around? Because if you seriously "forgot" to put on a bra your boobs can't be that big, so I doubt anyone would notice much jiggling. Hopefully it didn't hurt too much though.