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By :$ - 06/08/2012 22:08 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML

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Today, I tried to hang up a light and, in my clumsiness, got shocked. My dad started screaming at me for yelling out. FML

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Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

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Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML

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Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

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Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my loungeroom, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, infront of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML

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By Mangled Shoelace - 02/02/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - Renfrew

Today, I embarrassed myself by screaming for help in a crowded mall when my shoelace got stuck at the top of the escalator. Someone behind me kicked the shoelace and it came out easily. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML

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By Chris - 03/04/2011 17:41 - United States

Today, I was awoken by my dad yelling into my ear. In shock, I jumped up off the couch, and came smashing down into the coffee table. FML

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By baldintheback - 15/08/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, my sister and I were reading the new FML posts. I sat close to the fan, and after a few minutes, I leaned against it for support. It immediatly sucked up my hair and started violently twisting it. My sister continued to read and shouted at me because my cries for help are distracting. FML

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MelTheGreat 23

Tuesday 7 August 2012 2:01

Your father... Oh, the coincidence.

ollie179 21

Tuesday 7 August 2012 2:02

"Luke, I am your fath.... YAAAAAHH! HELP! HELP!"

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zaynismylove 2

Tuesday 7 August 2012 8:07

.... wow

Evath 7

Tuesday 7 August 2012 8:27

Hahahaha. Very cute.

Pandasaurus 14

Tuesday 7 August 2012 8:35

The force is strong with this one.

Fmlsea 28

Tuesday 7 August 2012 9:16

Your father must be so proud , although least he now gets to tell the story to everyone :)

tne201992 12

Tuesday 7 August 2012 9:50

123- You don't need retype this, we understood it the first time.... Sadly.

j_cat187 19

Tuesday 7 August 2012 9:51

Reminds me of Tommy Boy

BlondeBaller 0

Tuesday 7 August 2012 10:45

Could've used a hair tie! :p

doodlecloud 26

Tuesday 7 August 2012 11:03

You deserve it for thinking that's a Darth Vader voice. Have you even watched Star Wars? His voice is deep and breathy. Fan voice is high and warbley, it's obviously a robot or an alien.

CharliesCool2084 8

Tuesday 7 August 2012 15:26

Is it strange to admit that I've done exactly the same?

momo1972 3

Tuesday 7 August 2012 15:49

Lololololo

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