Money: Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce....

By loser - 09/05/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML

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You deserved it 13 071

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By pookie99 - 17/06/2011 02:17 - United States

Today, I went to sell my wedding rings, due to the fact that I'm getting divorced from a man who cheated on me. The jeweler informed me that the stone in my engagement ring is fake. I won't even be able to cover the divorce costs from the proceeds. FML

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You deserved it 5 574

By ringmaster101 - 04/03/2009 23:42 - United States

Today, I went to the jewelry store to sell my wedding ring after a long and painful divorce. The shop owner took one look at it and called the cops because I tried to sell him a diamond ring that had been stolen from him 3 years ago. My ex-husband left the country a week ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 77 009

You deserved it 3 394

By Ineedjustice03 - 25/03/2011 11:55 - Singapore

Today, I had to dig into my savings to help my parents pay for their divorce. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 723

You deserved it 4 188

By almost broke - 21/02/2016 13:24 - Czech Republic - Brno

Today, because my fiancé is criminally incompetent at budgeting, I'm now having to pay the first installment for my own wedding ring. FML

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You deserved it 4 471

By Sad ex-wife - 21/09/2012 15:11 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, while at work, I helped my ex-husband pick out a ring for the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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You deserved it 7 082

By suzyyy - 23/02/2011 09:18 - Netherlands

Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 040

You deserved it 28 315

By badluck - 21/07/2014 19:31 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 398

You deserved it 5 752

By BrokeInLove - 30/06/2009 19:55 - France

Today, I was shopping for rings with my fiancée. We spent over 2 hours selecting the perfect ring and diamond to match. When filling out the paperwork I discovered I left my wallet at home. She had to pay the 20% down payment for the ring. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 220

You deserved it 52 053

By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 05:37 - United States - Mariposa

Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML

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You deserved it 3 453

By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 20:00 - United States - Framingham

Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML

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You deserved it 4 906

ZingDooper 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 0:45

why would you want to keep it?

af117 3

Tuesday 10 May 2011 0:45

irony , at it's best

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bukkyz07 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 0:48

dat sux. must have been hard.

instnt1nfction 17

Tuesday 10 May 2011 2:03

*that sucks

bbucaro98 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 2:34

thats what she said

legitak15 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 0:49

how ironic

benji5399 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 0:49

thts good

borkchop1992 15

Tuesday 10 May 2011 0:49

burn that shit in a fire

YacL 15

Tuesday 10 May 2011 0:49

You're getting divorced, why keep it?

HippyKat13 7

Tuesday 10 May 2011 0:50

ooooooh irony!! :D

hiyourcute 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 0:51

But you probably didn't want it anymore anyway right? I don't see the fml here...

SpectSelf 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 0:53

getting divorced? congratulations.

jose18 3

Tuesday 10 May 2011 0:53

where's the fml y do u care if u sell ur wedding ring ur gettin a divorce anyway

Mr_Darkside 5

Tuesday 10 May 2011 0:56

you don't need it if your getting a divorce! As the saying goes "Love will tear you apart"

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Today, I'm on my second day of a week of antibiotics to treat a bad urine infection. Incidentally, the pills seem to be giving me extremely loud, frequent, gut-wrenchingly painful and smelly diarrhea. Only 5 more days to go. FML

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