By stainseverywhere - 01/02/2012 07:11 - United States

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Today, I had to sit my 13-year-old son down and explain to him that I'd noticed that his pajamas feel a little "crispy" when I pick them up to do the laundry, and ask if he could start using tissues when having some "alone time." FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 069
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Same thing different taste

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Well its normal for everyone to do.. But id imagine that just but uncomfortable!

Hmm expect to see a lot of tissues next time you walk past a bin.

Comments

star98leach 0

Im so glad that by the time my brothers old enough to do "alone time" I will be out of the house especially since I'm the one that does the laundry

ashyash90 8

Well...I feel that's kind of a normal part of raising a son....

Lucky78_fml 4

That had to suck for both you and him!

My son is 12 - I feel your pain. Thankfully he just seems fond of realllllly long showers.

HU4L188 0

It could've been a wet dream, not his fault... Or not, but if my mom did that to me, i would shit myself

Lexibishop 0

why the hell are u doing his lawndry im 13 i do my own. its sad that u do it for him!!!

HussREC 6

wouldnt that be during his sleep? i dont see how you can have "alone time" with your pajamas on

HannahWho 8

Pop it out the top of the waist band?

ballshardnigMC 2

Lol u should help him out one day

Today I had to have a sit down with my mom. She noticed my pajamas were a little "crispy" and asked me to use tissue from now on. I'm 13 and have wet dreams on occasion so I can't help it. FML