By stainseverywhere - 01/02/2012 07:11 - United States

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Today, I had to sit my 13-year-old son down and explain to him that I'd noticed that his pajamas feel a little "crispy" when I pick them up to do the laundry, and ask if he could start using tissues when having some "alone time." FML
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Well its normal for everyone to do.. But id imagine that just but uncomfortable!

Hmm expect to see a lot of tissues next time you walk past a bin.

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Make him do his own goddamn laundry

Imagine what he felt like if this is an FML for you

I don't even think his pjs would be sticky. He's only 13...

At least you didn't freak out and tell him off about it, it's a natural thing to do

Ever heard of wet dreams? You're a bad parent.

I was sexually abused at 2 years old, and I don't remember much but I do know I have been masturbating and having wet dreams since. I didn't even know what sex was- I remember my mother telling me I couldn't do that, me asking why, and her saying I wasn't even old enough to know why it was bad.

Why would you do that? You'll scar him for life. Just suck it up and wash the Pjs...