Intimacy: Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They... - FML

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By Mike - 21/03/2009 15:38 - United States

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Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

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Wittlestalker 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 23:05

o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...

shantoyamuchluv 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 23:06

20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.

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Badboy6 5

Friday 11 December 2009 18:49

lol y didn't u turn around and actually go 2 sleep?

totalFAILandYDI 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 22:07

I guess even yr sex life is also ruined cuz of this

Canaan_fml 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 14:00

ewh you should stop having sex before your 50 thats disgusting! Was it all wrinkly?

iangel92 2

Friday 22 January 2010 23:13

hahahaha! ur probably scarred for lifee

BlueTwist89 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:47

Haha, YDi for being awake.

benen 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 1:58

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futtgoredo 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:07

notice the whole 20 minutes thing

caomei 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 0:22

hey, hey, sex is a beautiful thing alright... just not when ur in the same room with them and the people having sex are almost dead.... jk jk haha

aidenkush 0

Saturday 8 May 2010 3:51

lmao @ 1

30hockeyfan4 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 15:47

what happens next? did u wake up?

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