Intimacy: Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They... - FML

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By Mike - 21/03/2009 15:38 - United States

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Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

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Wittlestalker 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 23:05

o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...

shantoyamuchluv 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 23:06

20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.

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SS_Silvy 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 2:36

LOL same thing happened to me about 6-7 years ago. But my grandparents are way younger tho

kalkuta1 0

Monday 2 January 2012 9:05

70 years and 20 minutes!? your grandpa is a hero

iloveyoutwoman 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 5:55

70 years old?? Wow...

analoveshotcoco 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 1:38

Ew

ragzilla 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 23:55

at least they love each other :)

Jillaudrey 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 0:07

That's depressing. And I thought I had it bad, seeing my parents before...

Gtaylorfication 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 20:47

70 years old and sex should never be in the same sentence

brydogg56 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 7:33

Go grandpa....

RiversTheName 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 14:05

Damn 20 minutes, your grandpappy lasts kinda long for an old cootlmfao

lollilicker43 0

Thursday 19 April 2012 6:57

I feel like my eyes would burn out of my head....but then again let them do it if they r 70 and still do it more power to them!...altho not in same room as ur grandchildren......

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