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By Mike - 21/03/2009 15:38 - United States

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Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML
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Wittlestalker 0

o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...

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shantoyamuchluv 0

20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.

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mcm123FML 0

uuuhhhh why did you even watch? couldnt you just turn around...

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MikeyLovesNinny 0

jesus H christ, i would of been spewing before the end of it.

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musicangel_fml 0

you should have gotten up to go to the bathroom

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iHatemylife987 0

My heart goes out to you. Your mental wellbeing is in my prayers.

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Almightynikita 0

"The more I thrust the more the room got covered in dust" xD Congratulations gramps, keep eating healthy fruit and veg =P

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herpderp 0

I'll bet you fapped the whole time.

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Rika18 0

Wow 20 minutes at 70?? Geez! Wats their secret! lol

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