Intimacy: Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They... - FML

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By Mike - 21/03/2009 15:38 - United States

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Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

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Wittlestalker 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 23:05

o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...

shantoyamuchluv 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 23:06

20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.

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daddysgirl8 21

Tuesday 20 May 2014 14:48

I would have just got up and walked out.

CougeeSwagg 19

Monday 26 May 2014 4:06

They still got it!

joshi42 16

Thursday 5 June 2014 6:31

20 minutes? 70 years? You grandpa deserves an enormous high five, not a whining grandson.

elainepascucci 1

Friday 8 August 2014 5:00

Thats terrible

spudcanuck 7

Wednesday 27 August 2014 12:11

I'm surprised a 70 year old could last 20 minutes!

AgentFortySeven 3

Thursday 20 November 2014 16:47

Gross, old people sex.

thatonetribute 31

Tuesday 27 January 2015 1:45

EWWWWW!!!!

jambam1 1

Saturday 31 January 2015 4:42

well, join did you in?

NotaVinci 19

Monday 9 February 2015 5:58

Damn. That would be a true eye-gouging experience. Fyl indeed.

Drosophila82 18

Thursday 12 March 2015 5:36

Jesus.... Gross... You must have lost your appetite for a month.

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