By Ange - 15/01/2012 19:34 - United States

Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 464
You deserved it 5 104

Same thing different taste

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I have so much faith for this generation...

Imagine the amount of girls that would have to pose with a duck face if a Facebook profile picture were authorized as an ID.

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I can't think of anything witty to say to this, it's just sad...

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree...

Unless it's really windy out, then it might go a little further

Or if it rolls down a very steep hill...

shaggy8778 4

What if an even dumber person comes along and eats the apple?

BlueHue 0

Seems like this apple fell a bit too hard out of the tree and got some brain damage on impact.

Savra, I just laughed so hard I peed a little. Thank you.

What went through your mind when you typed that comment? Are you that ******* stupid?

soon it will be I'm sure. Facebook is taking over the world!

And this is why Facebook is killing this generation.

Now I see why the generation before hates mine. Seriously, I can't even comment about this.

I know, that was the whole point. I'm mocking the stupidity of the generation. I can't really explain the joke, it's kind of a "you get it or you don't" joke.

FMLitUP69 0

^I like how u edited ur comment from "I didn't comment about the fml, just on it" to this one Lol...

Because I wanted to explain more... Last time a checked editing a comment isn't against the law.

Ha? Yeah because it's so funny.... Grow up and stop wasting your time.

btstig 11

It's not against the law. Trying to correct an idiotic statement and getting caught though is pretty damn funny.

@ mcdaddymady I think it's funny how you're going off on someone for saying "ha." Like who really cares? Jeez. Just back off, quit overreacting -__-

I have already said that I had worded it badly, so your comment is useless. If you find it funny, congratulations. I wasn't 'caught' either, because editing comments isn't a secret. I never said I didnt edit my comment, because I didn't think anyone would make it a huge deal. This whole thing I'd so immature and stupid, so I'm done wasting my time. It's my comment, I can say what I want, so get over it.

Ohhushdear, I'm not 'going off'. I think that her comment was pointless and don't see why she took the time to even post it. ?

missyj0 12

I like how you're using a fake picture in your profile. Because I actually know that girl, and her name is definitely not "Madyson Mackenzie Maxwell", or however the hell you spell it. So I advise you take that picture down.

I'm not fake, neither am I using a fake picture. nice try though.

Most pointless argument in the history of FML.

54- are you saying that she stole this picture from your friend? That exact picture? Because if not, you need to have a seat. There are people in this world who have an uncanny resemblance to one another. As pointless as this whole thread is, please clear this up for our amusement.

missyj0 12

Mmmkay. If you feel better about yourself by pretending to another person there's nothing I can do about that. I hope one day you realize the ridiculousness of your actions and you can be comfortable being yourself rather than a fake.

It's the same picture. I don't know who posted it or who got my picture but I agree it is creepy.

Macdaddymaddy, 65 just torched your ass.

69 - just admit it's not your pic. No one is gonna hate you for it.

How? It's MY picture ever heard of some stealing pictures? Happens all the time. It's exactly why I deleted my myspace. I don't see how this is such a great break through but okay. You're going to believe what you want so I'm not going to even bother anymore.

73- I'm not going to admit to something that isn't true. I've had my pictures stolen so why would I turn around and do the same thing? I wouldn't. I don't know you and you don't know me, and I don't care if they hate me or not. This is all stupid and immature in my opinion.

If it's really your pic, why is it a cropped version of the other one??

Naw man this is all really sketchy. You can't save yourself now. And everything you say makes it that much worse.

79- I didn't crop it, when you have a large picture on FML it centers it.

GoW_Chick 14

Apparently there is a conspiracy on FML about your picture ... This is the most boring, pointless thread I have read yet, just give it up. -.-

80- like I said believe what you want. I'm not going to spend my time arguing over my own picture. Peoples opinions aren't that crucially important to me.

83- Why couldnt just post a picture with Macdaddymady? It would make more sense. I'm not going to write KSL is lord, I'm not going to humiliate myself.

92- I'm so lost as to what you've been doing all this time...if you don't care, you wouldn't be reacting this way

I just posted a new picture, do I look the same? Yes. Like I said, I'm not fake.

Still looks like an old scene queen pic to me. :/

94- I was fine until people started calling me fake. Im not going to sit back and let people call me fake when I'm not. It's offensive.

kickboxingchick 5

Maybe KaySL posted her picture there? Just saying. And really she changed her picture and looks the same. These people just want to argue. Dumbest thread ever.

A7X_LoVeee 10

You said you were going to stop AFTER people called you fake. Just sayin'.

Norsk_Emily 8

101- KaySL couldn't have posted that picture there because that picture was posted over a year ago.

101- it was posted a year ago, he found it from some one who posted it on their blog. I've had picture stolen.

I changed it AGAIN. do I look the same? And it's in the same place. I think it's pretty obvious I'm not fake.

Just post a picture of yourself holding up a sign that says your name or something. If you don't do that, then you'll never win no matter what you say.

kickboxingchick 5

After 3 pictures I believe it. And come on guys, she's in the same house.

108 lolol you dont want to attract the doc how about a smilyface

You guys are relentless, I'm not fake but like I said believe what you want I will take a picture on my phone and post it but I'm not doing any childish crap. I have morals.

113- this is just for you and I took it on my crappy ass phone. Feel special.

The reason I have multiple pics is because it's me. it's funny how you post one picture and everyone believes I'm fake. I actually have proof and everyone has nothing to say. Hypocritical bastards.

GoW_Chick 14

116- I thought you weren't going to do any childish crap, that looks very childish to me, I love the fact that Kay got under your skin just through commenting on the Internet. XD

Okay this was the most pointless thread ever. I want the 2 mins of my life back.

123- Yeah it's childish. I don't care and he did, and don't tell me you wouldn't be pissed if people started calling you fake because anyone would.

Just post a picture of yourself with a sign or something, dammit. I'm kind of rooting for you just because it would be funny to see you prove all of these people wrong, but you just keep on making it worse.

128- I posted a picture in the same ******* room, with the same white shirt on. I don't see how I'm making it worse.

GoW_Chick 14

126- Actually it really wouldn't bother me if someone called me fake, because I know it's not true, so why care what some random stranger over the Internet thinks of me, it would be a good opportunity to use some clever come backs though so that would be fun, and now I am done with this long boring ass thread.

You're making it worse because there is no evidence that any of the pictures you've posted have been taken today. You could've easily just found them all online.

131- that is a good point, but I did react that way until more and more people started calling me fake. Maybe I'm weird but it's offensive, and I'm just realized that no matter what I do they'll keep saying I'm fake so it's pointless.

133- Well, I didn't and no matter what I do no one is going to believe me. I just don't care anymore, reading back this was all stupid. Btw my profile pic now wasn't taken today either.

KaySl and I told you a way that you could prove to everyone that it was really you, but you for some reason won't do it. I think that I agree with everyone else now. I'm done with this thread.

Macdaddymady, I'm not rooting for or against you, however, the simplest proof if you even care to prove it, which I don't think you SHOULD care btw, is just take a picture with a recent newspaper. Done. Effective time stamp. Want my opinion? If you know it's you, and you should know better than anyone, shrug it off. Why care what I or anyone else thinks about your appearance? Show you're not the easiest target it the world and laugh it off. Notice I'm not wearing a shirt in my pic? Know how many people took a dig at me for it? So what? I know who I am, and that's good enough for me. :) Let it go. Be better than that. Period.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Jesus ****** christ, guys. Seriously? Who ****** cares? This is the internet, people steal each other's pictures all the time. Plus, there is a chance that really is a picture of her. If someone asked me to humiliate myself to prove a point, I wouldn't do it either. Also, not one of you questioned the girl who said she knows the person in the pictures. She might have been lying as well. You know what all that means? Shut the **** up, stop ganging up on each other and get back to making jokes about the fml. Is this really the most important thing to happen to all of you today?

Like I'm gonna take advice from a stank-ass druggy called ShroomsOnAcid. Rofl.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

*Sigh* I wasn't aware that we were such close friends, 156. Go show off your ignorance someplace else.

Omg cant u just leave the poor girl alone?? Like for real. Do u ppl have nothing better to do??

She's the one responding to it all. There's nobody forcing her to argue.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Nobody's forcing any of you to argue either. At least she's doing it to defend herself, if that really is her. You guys are just doing it because you're assholes, or KaySL. Ah, the wonders of hate and the internet. Bringing people together like nothing else.

desireev 17

Macdaddymaddy- shrug it off sweetie!! It's just the Internet. Do NOT subject yourself to this! You do NOT owe an explanation to ANY of these people! At all! Whatsoever! Whether or not that is you in the picture! Whoever the picture is of, she's a beautiful girl! And if it is you,(which I'm not saying it's not.. I actually believe it is you), then you are entirely too pretty to be humiliating yourself like this! Blow it off, Doll. It'll be okay. Just be you and nobody else. You'll be alright. :)

Hey Shrooms, how about before commenting you go read the comment where I questioned the girl claiming to know the person in the picture? Also, the fact that her picture was found so easily on a site from a year ago is fishy. One more thing, you are a ******* hypocrite for commenting and adding to the argument. The whole thing was over until you decided to comment. Draco had rounded it off rather nicely.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Hey ohmandapants, sorry for missing a small fraction of the 60+ stupid comments in this thread. Also, if you notice, that site is not for uploading your own pictures, but favoriting others from across the internet. The picture's actual URL is from tumblr, which her account says she has. Fake or not, everyone is making too much of a big deal over it. I'm not taking either side. I can understand caring if it's your account being attacked, but I see no reason for the whole investigation on everybody else's part. The reason I intervened is because I see this sort of stupidity all too often on here, and because something similar happened to me the first day I was here, unprovoked. That was acknowledged later, however.

Her profile says that NOW, after the whole thing. I wonder why..... just shut up Shrooms. It's obvious you're just trying to troll up another argument. You didn't intervene on shit, "bro".

My god. Shouldn't you girls be doing homework or something?

desireev 17

181- just throwing this in there. Her profile has said that she's has a tumbler for a while. I creeped out her profile a couple FMLs ago. She didn't edit her profile due to this ridiculousness. And why is it such a big deal even if it isn't her? 90% of the users on FML don't use their own pics. Everybody needs to just leave this girl alone and get off her case. Everybody blew this WAAAAY out of proportion! It's ridiculous!!

YEAH, BLAME THE PARENTS FOR FAILING TO TELL HER THAT FACEBOOK ISN'T A VALID I.D. HOW DARE THEY NOT TEACH THEIR DAUGHTER ABOUT STATE ISSUED I.D.'s, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!! Idiot...

Mikinori_RaWr 9

Hence, why our generation is forever doomed.