Jealousy and Work: Today, I had to stay late at work. My husband made me take a...

By ToInsecure4me - 10/11/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I had to stay late at work. My husband made me take a video of myself punching out, to prove I wasn't cheating on him. FML

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By CaptBlood - 21/05/2021 00:01

Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 00:00

Today, my wife woke me up, saying her husband was home and that I needed to escape before he caught me. I was still struggling with the window when I remembered I’m her husband and she was laughing, filming my half-asleep ass trying to escape from being caught by myself cheating with my own wife. Duh. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 20:30 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML

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By Katie - 09/10/2012 05:42 - United States - Homewood

Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML

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By management - 21/02/2014 02:31 - United States

Today, I was beating the hell out of one of the most useless employees ever. I mean really laying into him, all while telling him for the umpteenth time how to do his job right. Then my husband informed me I was hitting him in my sleep. FML

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By LookingForAJob - 21/05/2022 18:00

Today, I slept through my alarm and got fired for being late for work. My husband had changed my alarm to go off at 8:00PM instead of 8:00AM all because apparently, I was suspected of “conspiracy to cheat” by liking a male friend’s selfie on Instagram. FML

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By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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By American Idiot - 20/09/2016 19:25 - United States - Duluth

Today, my husband picked a fight with me because I have more pictures of our child on my desk at work than I do of him. FML

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By mcd - 05/10/2020 08:01 - United Kingdom - Gloucester

Today, at work, a man punched me in the face because he said I took his son's job. He meant both me and his son applied for the same job. He also asked to speak to my boss, because he thinks I "cheated." FML

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brocode86 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 22:56

does he have reason to believe you are cheating?

perdix 29

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:19

He's just stalling so he can get rid of his girlfriend before you get home. It's usually guilty people who are the most suspicious of their spouses.

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jwarwick 0

Friday 11 November 2011 14:28

Dump the paranoid fool, or you'll pay for it everytime you smile at a stranger.

jillyj98 7

Friday 11 November 2011 15:28

Just say no!

scottm1 0

Friday 11 November 2011 15:54

A woman is not permitted to say no to a man. Ever.

Obeyy19 4

Friday 11 November 2011 15:37

Wow. Trust issues it seems..

scottm1 0

Friday 11 November 2011 15:52

Ya cause you're the kind of girl that makes a guy feel uneasy. I'll bet the volume on your phone is never turned on either.

fo_86 0

Friday 11 November 2011 16:33

Sounds pretty controlling to me maybe he's the one cheating.

bamxitsxandreaa 8

Friday 11 November 2011 16:58

Doesn't mean it didn't happen AT the office....if you know what I mean ;) mwahaha.

StromyG2 10

Friday 11 November 2011 17:34

Do you document your bathroom breaks?

token_blackguy 18

Friday 11 November 2011 17:48

Married a winner. 20 bucks says he's cheating or has cheated.

BrotherTheo 31

Friday 11 November 2011 18:19

Ya I'm betting there's some history here that we're missing.

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 11 November 2011 18:40

Cheat on him.

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