By ToInsecure4me - 10/11/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I had to stay late at work. My husband made me take a video of myself punching out, to prove I wasn't cheating on him. FML
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brocode86 0

does he have reason to believe you are cheating?

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perdix 29

He's just stalling so he can get rid of his girlfriend before you get home. It's usually guilty people who are the most suspicious of their spouses.

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JordanMelissa 0

I don't get why you put this. That doesn't mean your life is f-ed it just means you need to talk about it with him in my opinion

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lizard399 0

Um yeah, not a lot of posts are examples of someone's life literally getting ****** over. There's a way to solve or avoid the said situation but it's entertaining to read about. So it's here. Don't you think that would be obvious? Your comment is ridiculous, sadly it's not the only one of it's nature either.

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Bourne_ 5

Calm down its the Internet for crying out loud

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TheNewGuy03 28

I literally **** people's lives. With my dick. |the kid|

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KiddNYC1O 20

Because he's a potential insecure control freak.

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lajaynay 15

Well damn. That is ridiculous. If you have never done something to imply that you've cheated then fyl. He seems very insecure with himself to worry about such a thing.

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disturbedrox11 17

Well damn. That's ridiculous how many times you posted that comment.

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lajaynay 15

Well damn. That is ridiculous. If you have never done something to imply that you've cheated then fyl. He seems very insecure with himself to worry about such a thing.

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lajaynay 15

Well damn. That is ridiculous. If you have never done something to imply that you've cheated then fyl. He seems very insecure with himself to worry about such a thing.

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SilentTreatment 7

That means putting your start and finish times on your time card for work so you can get paid for the hours you worked. Also known as "punching out".

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HomeAl0ne 20

I was heading for Urban Dictionary, thinking it was slang for some sexual act that had escaped my keen gaze. Then I re-read the FML and lost my boner.

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Commander223 9

Yeah I know, for some reason I thought of beating the squirrel before work. Damn. I need a life

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KiddNYC1O 20

Or, clocking out.

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MwahFMLS 6

Sounds like my mom. Sorry, OP.

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OCDC 9

Your mom thinks you're cheating on her too?

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danbo659 0

usually the person who clams the other is cheating is actually the one cheating. so be careful

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Mourningstar 4

He can't "make" you, you choose to enable him, cut that shit out now if you don't want to have to do it the entire time you're together. My ex wife was the same way, good luck!

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shadevil75 6

I said the exact same thing! Her husband didn't make her do it, she chose to give in and bend to her husband's will. Pathetic.

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iPaulSmithJr 0

Thats cause you are cheating... Call u 2night baby

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