Jealousy and Work: Today, I had to stay late at work. My husband made me take a... - FML

By ToInsecure4me - 10/11/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I had to stay late at work. My husband made me take a video of myself punching out, to prove I wasn't cheating on him. FML

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By CaptBlood - 21/05/2021 00:01

Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 00:00

Today, my wife woke me up, saying her husband was home and that I needed to escape before he caught me. I was still struggling with the window when I remembered I’m her husband and she was laughing, filming my half-asleep ass trying to escape from being caught by myself cheating with my own wife. Duh. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 20:30 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML

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By Katie - 09/10/2012 05:42 - United States - Homewood

Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML

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By management - 21/02/2014 02:31 - United States

Today, I was beating the hell out of one of the most useless employees ever. I mean really laying into him, all while telling him for the umpteenth time how to do his job right. Then my husband informed me I was hitting him in my sleep. FML

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By LookingForAJob - 21/05/2022 18:00

Today, I slept through my alarm and got fired for being late for work. My husband had changed my alarm to go off at 8:00PM instead of 8:00AM all because apparently, I was suspected of “conspiracy to cheat” by liking a male friend’s selfie on Instagram. FML

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By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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By American Idiot - 20/09/2016 19:25 - United States - Duluth

Today, my husband picked a fight with me because I have more pictures of our child on my desk at work than I do of him. FML

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By mcd - 05/10/2020 08:01 - United Kingdom - Gloucester

Today, at work, a man punched me in the face because he said I took his son's job. He meant both me and his son applied for the same job. He also asked to speak to my boss, because he thinks I "cheated." FML

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brocode86 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 22:56

does he have reason to believe you are cheating?

perdix 29

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:19

He's just stalling so he can get rid of his girlfriend before you get home. It's usually guilty people who are the most suspicious of their spouses.

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wd_caro 6

Friday 11 November 2011 0:19

I was f-ed over by my ex- wife and girlfriend. made it really hard to trust but luckily I met a good girl who was patient and reassuring so I got over it and now have a wonderful marriage!!

manasstalker 7

Friday 11 November 2011 0:22

Time to find a new husband.

Seduisant 7

Friday 11 November 2011 0:23

The one in the relationship to accuse cheating is usually the one who cheats.

andrew87804 4

Friday 11 November 2011 0:24

What if HE was cheating on u?

mattorama 15

Friday 11 November 2011 0:26

Sorry to say, but guys who always think their wives are cheating are most likely cheating themselves and projecting it.

LdyJstc 8

Friday 11 November 2011 0:38

Sorry, OP, but if you choose to stay with someone who believes you are that untrustworthy, you deserve it. However, your life is also f'd up.

jessicadarcyd 4

Friday 11 November 2011 0:49

YDI for being married to someone like that. That ***** not cute he obviously doesn't trust you. If my husband didn't trust me.. I'd chuck up deuces.

jack_tells_truth 0

Friday 11 November 2011 0:58

You married him, you deserve it. Hope you enjoy life with an insecure wuss

jaff23 11

Friday 11 November 2011 1:34

He's actually cheating on you. This is his way of hiding it.

cudidecated 0

Friday 11 November 2011 1:44

Sounds like my boyfriend.

newmandotcom 6

Friday 11 November 2011 22:42

Sounds like you need a new boyfriend..

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