Health: Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML - FML

By Maddie - 22/03/2011 15:39

Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML

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By sadface - 04/01/2010 06:43 - Australia

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2017 12:00

Today, I worked construction building a hotel. I was taking out the trash when I suddenly felt an extreme urge to poop. I ran into one of the rooms and found an empty cardboard box to poop into. Finished, I closed the box and made my way to the door. I then saw my boss staring at me from the closet. FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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Today, both toilets in my house were occupied, so I had to shit outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while at work, I took one of the biggest dumps I've taken in my life. The turd was so big, I took a pencil and chopped it into small pieces because I was afraid it would clog up the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 18:18 - Netherlands - Den Dungen

Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML

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By 092492 - 05/03/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2012 03:14 - United States

Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

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Top comments

natvv 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 18:52

Don't lie, you enjoyed it.

ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 19:10

As a box my one purpose in life is to be a place to put things. Well today I received my mission.... a gift? sexy undies? No. Someone took dump in me. FML.

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khaya 9

Tuesday 22 March 2011 19:05

We all know it wasn't for a test, everyone experiments.

FuttBuck 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 19:22

Win!

playboyintown 4

Tuesday 22 March 2011 20:40

thats gross!

QueenOfBoredom 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 1:23

youre gross

playboyintown 4

Wednesday 23 March 2011 1:54

was it for me?

Miss_Random 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 19:05

Ok....

omgwiththenames 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 19:06

lol the hardest part is not pissing in the box while pooping.

rallets 22

Tuesday 22 March 2011 20:34

yea, at that point, urine trouble

ImKindaABigDeal 6

Tuesday 22 March 2011 23:37

Keep at it 16 you'll have mastered it in no time!

JenL_fml 7

Tuesday 22 March 2011 19:08

So... how do FML's like this get posted?! D:

Angio113 10

Tuesday 22 March 2011 20:49

Refer to Doc's "Unofficial FAQ." :)

angelpies 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 19:10

everyone has to do that in their life.. youre an idiot.

Username724 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 1:48

Not everyone "idiot" only some.. My grandmother lived her whole.long life without one. As well as my mother. And i havent had one. And i know a bunch others who havent so think again.

angelpies 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 1:57

shut it.

ElementTruth 2

Wednesday 23 March 2011 2:16

Why should they?

ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 19:10

As a box my one purpose in life is to be a place to put things. Well today I received my mission.... a gift? sexy undies? No. Someone took dump in me. FML.

playboyintown 4

Tuesday 22 March 2011 19:10

We all know that I guess =

Dallyni 22

Tuesday 22 March 2011 19:11

hmmm thats not how they take stool samples where I'm from...

IHeartJimi02 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 22:27

Me neither. They do not usually make you shit in a box.

Guillaumeee_fml 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 19:13

I'm taking a dump right now on a real toilet ;p

holycow2 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 2:53

your ******...

KiwiExchange 16

Tuesday 22 March 2011 19:13

dangggg! did you slip into the box when you took the dump ?

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