Health: Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML - FML

By Maddie - 22/03/2011 15:39

Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML

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By sadface - 04/01/2010 06:43 - Australia

Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2017 12:00

Today, I worked construction building a hotel. I was taking out the trash when I suddenly felt an extreme urge to poop. I ran into one of the rooms and found an empty cardboard box to poop into. Finished, I closed the box and made my way to the door. I then saw my boss staring at me from the closet. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2022 18:01 - Australia

Today, I was absolutely busting to poop, so badly that I began to sweat. This was while I was sitting a medical exam, and had to write in depth about the mechanical and chemical process of digestion. FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2022 04:00 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, both toilets in my house were occupied, so I had to shit outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while at work, I took one of the biggest dumps I've taken in my life. The turd was so big, I took a pencil and chopped it into small pieces because I was afraid it would clog up the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 18:18 - Netherlands - Den Dungen

Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML

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By 092492 - 05/03/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2012 03:14 - United States

Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

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natvv 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 18:52

Don't lie, you enjoyed it.

ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 19:10

As a box my one purpose in life is to be a place to put things. Well today I received my mission.... a gift? sexy undies? No. Someone took dump in me. FML.

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legend777 7

Tuesday 22 March 2011 20:03

if you have a neighbor who is a ass, shit in a box and mail it to him or any asshole

heathersmorin 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 20:05

Really not a fml...... If your having to do this to be diagnosed with a disease, well that sucks. I know the feeling. I have to scoop my poop into little jars every 6 months and bring them to the lab.

heathersmorin 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 20:42

What the hell is this? Moderated for talking about scooping poop in jars?!

heathersmorin 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 20:43

What the hell is this? Moderated for talking about scooping poop in jars?!

Sirin_fml 46

Tuesday 22 March 2011 20:47

Moderated for questioning the validity of the FML. Have a look over the commenting rules.

mrs_bean 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 20:17

Well, your life has officially peaked

BballHottie34 9

Tuesday 22 March 2011 20:17

Put your dogs dump in the box!

winterale29 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 20:24

it's okay I have pooed in a box before no big deal

lil_37 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 20:31

lol! when I first read this I thought it said 'school test' haha! I was like, why? haha

ShadowPunkChick 1

Tuesday 22 March 2011 20:35

And your life is ****** by this how?

vintage12 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 20:38

yuck

LaL26 4

Tuesday 22 March 2011 20:39

I first read "[...] for my school test" xD

playboyintown 4

Tuesday 22 March 2011 20:42

tell me you lied there. please?

Norwegian_Wood 4

Tuesday 22 March 2011 20:40

If this was me, my bigger concern would be the results of the test, and my health... Guess I'm a freak. xD

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