Health: Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML - FML

By Maddie - 22/03/2011 15:39

Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML

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By sadface - 04/01/2010 06:43 - Australia

Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2017 12:00

Today, I worked construction building a hotel. I was taking out the trash when I suddenly felt an extreme urge to poop. I ran into one of the rooms and found an empty cardboard box to poop into. Finished, I closed the box and made my way to the door. I then saw my boss staring at me from the closet. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2022 18:01 - Australia

Today, I was absolutely busting to poop, so badly that I began to sweat. This was while I was sitting a medical exam, and had to write in depth about the mechanical and chemical process of digestion. FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2022 04:00 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, both toilets in my house were occupied, so I had to shit outside. FML

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Always carry around a pencil with you

By Anonymous - 22/03/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while at work, I took one of the biggest dumps I've taken in my life. The turd was so big, I took a pencil and chopped it into small pieces because I was afraid it would clog up the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 18:18 - Netherlands - Den Dungen

Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML

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By 092492 - 05/03/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2012 03:14 - United States

Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

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natvv 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 18:52

Don't lie, you enjoyed it.

ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 19:10

As a box my one purpose in life is to be a place to put things. Well today I received my mission.... a gift? sexy undies? No. Someone took dump in me. FML.

Comments

Namenlos_fml 20

Tuesday 22 March 2011 20:47

It's the only way to gather your stool for testing. Grow up.

triggerit 5

Tuesday 22 March 2011 20:49

you did not deserve it... keep your health far away from docs...

Hoopscapades 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 20:49

sooo...did you miss?

tbonea1990 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 20:50

that is not bad. this is a bad FML

Zeb_McBride 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 20:58

I don't know how to tell you this mr. DeVanny, so I'll let these guys explain: you have aids, yes you have aids I hate to tell ya boy that you have aids you got the aids you may-a caught it when you stuck that filthy needle in here...

QueenOfBoredom 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 1:27

i have no clue why but i laughed at this.... a lot

lekiat 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 20:59

Eww you nasty!

Autoshot 9

Tuesday 22 March 2011 21:02

Well, when you gotta go in a box, you gotta go in a box.

Meg1Surf2Blonde3 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 21:10

Eww :P

franceypants 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 21:15

that's gross. fyl

JayBear14 11

Tuesday 22 March 2011 21:15

F your life? F your doctors life.

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