Health: Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present....

By overflowing - 16/04/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present. Nervous, I couldn't get myself to pee in the cup right away. When I finally did, I couldn't stop myself from overfilling the cup and getting pee all over myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2014 23:16 - United States - Windsor Heights

Today, I had to take a drug test for a new job. I ended up spilling the cup of pee all over myself. I had to explain what had happened, then go sit in a waiting room full of disgusted-looking people, while I kept drinking water to fill my bladder back up. FML

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By Tib - 18/12/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was being drug tested as part of a pre-employment policy for substitute teaching. Once I had peed in the cup enough to pass the line, I put it on the only available space: the toilet paper holder. Trying to get toilet paper, I knocked the cup over, spilling pee all over myself. FML

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By killme - 29/02/2016 07:00 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML

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By NoPeeGiven - 14/04/2013 05:10 - United States - Palatine

Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML

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By heck - 12/08/2016 13:57

Today, I took a drug test. Not only did I fail the drug test, but I mostly missed the sample cup and got urine all over my pants. FML

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By analbel - 05/11/2018 12:00

Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML

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By urinanalysis - 03/12/2009 16:08 - Canada

Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2016 17:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to take a drug test for my new job, which I desperately need and which took me over a year to land. I got a shy bladder and couldn't pee. They marked me as non-compliant and revoked the job offer. FML

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By Aciliveth - 10/06/2010 16:07 - Canada

Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink 3 glasses of water beforehand. The doctor said I had too much and told me to go pee out just a little and come back. It took a lot of effort to hold the rest in. The first thing she did when I got back was press on my abdomen. I peed myself. FML

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Sunday 17 April 2011 1:50

haha, thats funny

kingtz 6

Sunday 17 April 2011 2:12

1 girl 1 cup: the golden shower edition?

Comments

Dudelike89 8

Sunday 17 April 2011 6:12

I know when i piss in a cup, I make sure that a toilet is nearby just in case. Live and learn.

amyyw 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 6:20

why didnt you just move the cup?

Muwahaha_fml 4

Sunday 17 April 2011 6:22

Well, clearly, you failed.

jwallukwizard2 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 6:36

a mop might help. maybe

bowhunter7701 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 7:09

I would have "accidentally" stumped my toe and sloshed it all over his hand when he reached for it. but that is just me.

LaughterofCorn 4

Sunday 17 April 2011 8:25

well someones a wet blanket

GeneralMotors 23

Sunday 17 April 2011 10:25

if you are a man, this would not have happened

vita987 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 13:24

how old are you, and were was the toilet?

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 17 April 2011 13:33

Your cup runneth over - with DRUGS >:]

fadingaway 17

Sunday 17 April 2011 13:47

How did you get the pee all over yourself? Weren't you over a toilet/urinal? You know, where you can move the cup to the side and continue peeing. I don't think the doctor can actually insist they watch you pee. That seems a bit too far for me, I'd never let them do that. If it's mandatory, surely he can just check that you don't have any drug-free pee in your pockets and leave you to it?