Health: Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present....

By overflowing - 16/04/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present. Nervous, I couldn't get myself to pee in the cup right away. When I finally did, I couldn't stop myself from overfilling the cup and getting pee all over myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2014 23:16 - United States - Windsor Heights

Today, I had to take a drug test for a new job. I ended up spilling the cup of pee all over myself. I had to explain what had happened, then go sit in a waiting room full of disgusted-looking people, while I kept drinking water to fill my bladder back up. FML

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By Tib - 18/12/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML

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Are you taking the piss?

By Anonymous - 28/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was being drug tested as part of a pre-employment policy for substitute teaching. Once I had peed in the cup enough to pass the line, I put it on the only available space: the toilet paper holder. Trying to get toilet paper, I knocked the cup over, spilling pee all over myself. FML

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By killme - 29/02/2016 07:00 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML

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By NoPeeGiven - 14/04/2013 05:10 - United States - Palatine

Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML

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By heck - 12/08/2016 13:57

Today, I took a drug test. Not only did I fail the drug test, but I mostly missed the sample cup and got urine all over my pants. FML

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By analbel - 05/11/2018 12:00

Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML

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By urinanalysis - 03/12/2009 16:08 - Canada

Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2016 17:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to take a drug test for my new job, which I desperately need and which took me over a year to land. I got a shy bladder and couldn't pee. They marked me as non-compliant and revoked the job offer. FML

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By Aciliveth - 10/06/2010 16:07 - Canada

Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink 3 glasses of water beforehand. The doctor said I had too much and told me to go pee out just a little and come back. It took a lot of effort to hold the rest in. The first thing she did when I got back was press on my abdomen. I peed myself. FML

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Sunday 17 April 2011 1:50

haha, thats funny

kingtz 6

Sunday 17 April 2011 2:12

1 girl 1 cup: the golden shower edition?

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eezypeezylifeisb 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 2:01

or um... a sink to wash yourself?

SnowFlakeInAK 7

Sunday 17 April 2011 2:07

Really? All you had to do is remove the cup when it was half full, then continue to empty your bladder. YDI and you're an idiot OP!

Igor_g5 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 3:08

I agree.

Scott69 3

Sunday 17 April 2011 9:08

ah yes, I concur.

briidontgive_ 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 2:12

Begin to pee into toilet, insert cup into stream, hold untill half full, remove cup from stream, continue to pee into toilet. You're stupid and you deserved the hell outta this.

tjsomethin 9

Sunday 17 April 2011 5:47

Hey 45, I just came back from the dark side. They lied about the cookies.

mante_fml 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 8:04

they lied about the cookies?? damn. I just bought a one way ticket

deeroseryan 8

Sunday 17 April 2011 16:14

hahahahaha 66&82

deeroseryan 8

Sunday 17 April 2011 16:16

19, i totally agree! i dont know why some peiple can be so stupid! -what does OP mean? (yes now im the stupid one...)

jess6blondie9 2

Monday 18 April 2011 7:53

They had cookies when I went, I don't know what y'all are talking about!

kingtz 6

Sunday 17 April 2011 2:12

1 girl 1 cup: the golden shower edition?

juliahockey 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 2:15

doesn't say if OP was a boy or girl.

vita987 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 13:27

that would be disgusting yet…intersting

JohnyHotpants 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 2:16

Hahahaha this made my day!

mrahhhhh 21

Sunday 17 April 2011 2:17

Just do what people with stage fright do and pretend that the doctor looking at your genitals is in his/her underwear. DISCLAIMER: Mrahhhhh not responsible for sexual harassment lawsuits and/or unwanted groping resulting from your arousal when using the above method.