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By overflowing - 16/04/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present. Nervous, I couldn't get myself to pee in the cup right away. When I finally did, I couldn't stop myself from overfilling the cup and getting pee all over myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2014 23:16 - United States - Windsor Heights

Today, I had to take a drug test for a new job. I ended up spilling the cup of pee all over myself. I had to explain what had happened, then go sit in a waiting room full of disgusted-looking people, while I kept drinking water to fill my bladder back up. FML

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By Tib - 18/12/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML

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Are you taking the piss?

By Anonymous - 28/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was being drug tested as part of a pre-employment policy for substitute teaching. Once I had peed in the cup enough to pass the line, I put it on the only available space: the toilet paper holder. Trying to get toilet paper, I knocked the cup over, spilling pee all over myself. FML

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By killme - 29/02/2016 07:00 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML

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By NoPeeGiven - 14/04/2013 05:10 - United States - Palatine

Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML

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By heck - 12/08/2016 13:57

Today, I took a drug test. Not only did I fail the drug test, but I mostly missed the sample cup and got urine all over my pants. FML

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By analbel - 05/11/2018 12:00

Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2025 06:00 - United States - Belton

Today, the lab wouldn't let me do my pre-employment drug test because they had no time when I had to pee really bad. They signed me in to do other blood work I needed, but when I asked to use the bathroom, they said it was for drug testing only. I peed myself in the lobby and couldn't do the blood test either. FML

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By urinanalysis - 03/12/2009 16:08 - Canada

Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2016 17:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to take a drug test for my new job, which I desperately need and which took me over a year to land. I got a shy bladder and couldn't pee. They marked me as non-compliant and revoked the job offer. FML

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Sunday 17 April 2011 1:50

haha, thats funny

kingtz 6

Sunday 17 April 2011 2:12

1 girl 1 cup: the golden shower edition?

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MissMaid 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 4:40

well at least urine is sterile...

yuggi1 11

Sunday 17 April 2011 4:43

OP might want to clean around the cup. I'm sure he'd hate to get the medical staff's hand soiled. It would we SO MUCH AWKWARD.

kaykay9080 5

Sunday 17 April 2011 4:50

You can't piss in a cup? Idiot op.

crazedguy 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 5:08

bear gryllis finds nothing wrong here

lifesuxs21 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 3:04

hahahahha

lmfpomfa69 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 5:18

Fail.

toxicmurder109 4

Sunday 17 April 2011 5:23

lol

hhvamp3 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 5:26

haha

559boss 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 5:46

fucken sucks for you lol:)

koolbop56 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 5:53

why do you post such stupid comments? he's not posting this as he's peeing... I think it's a tad late to suggest that he find a mop.

j_cat187 19

Sunday 17 April 2011 5:58

wher u stoned during thr drug test

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