By anna - 31/10/2013 18:27 - United States - Hattiesburg

Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
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Nyx_fml 23

I bet he was Honeysuckle. That one seems like a tough pony.

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heliophobia 13

OP, I'm curious as to why you posted this, especially claiming you wish you had never had your son. The internet community does not take parents wishing their children gone with sympathy. Who cares that he dressed as a My Little Pony character. Maybe you should take up that whole "mothering" thing and teach your son not to get into fist fights unless it's self defense? However, most people, myself included, are more appalled by your wishing you had never had him. In a sense, I agree, you are not fit to have a kid, but you have him and it is your obligation to raise him; do so without complaining. Even if you mean it jokingly, how would you imagine your son reacting to this?

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young_stud 14

you wish you never bred? why? this whole thing is your fault. you raised him to be the wimp that is

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Tech__Support 2

**** you asshole the brony fandom should not be insulted by a disgrace like you.

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grumpy94533 11

That's not very nice to say :( hope you're joking

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Huddisher 10

Most "Bronies" only claim they like My Little Pony because it gets them in a certain group of people; at least I knew a lot who did. I was never a Brony/Pony, but I was young during the "scene"/"emo" phase and I only dressed in black, typed words like "meh", talked about tacos and dinosaurs, parted my hair, and said I only liked this type of music to fit in and seem "cool", not because I liked the style or the way things were typed. I don't mean to upset anyone, but I was 14-16 years old during a phase and it sucked me in. I experienced everyone around the age of 14-16 get sucked in, too. Now that I'm older, I can't stand to think that I typed like a 10 year old and was something that I wasn't. But what I'm saying is that maybe this Brony stuff is a phase, but if it's not, that's okay too. I think wishing you never "bred" is kind of harsh.

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MrsDruidess 23

OP, that's the worst thing a parent van say, all because you didn't like your childs costume or that he got into a fight about it?? That's just horrible!

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splitintwo 6

I say a fight on Halloween is pretty average. Although you may want to have a talk about proirities and make sure he isn't "clopping" in innapropraite situtations

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