Kids: Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd...

By anna - 31/10/2013 18:27 - United States - Hattiesburg

Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 21:15 - Canada - London

Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML

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Cosplay freakout

By Anonymous - 24/04/2022 14:00

Today, our daughter was going to a cosplay event, until her dad saw the costume, or lack thereof, that she was planning to wear in public, with people taking photographs of her. He got so mad, he actually burst a blood vessel in his neck and had to go to hospital. She still went to the event. FML

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By ihateteenagers - 30/12/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

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By I fathered a pussy. - 14/06/2013 22:12 - United States - Lakeland

Today, my son visited for the first time in three years, asking to stay a while. It turns out he insulted someone online and gave his address in case they wanted to fight him. They accepted the offer, and so my son's imaginary Muay Thai skills went AWOL, along with his testicles. FML

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By get a grip, son - 30/05/2014 20:37 - United States - Pooler

Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML

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Fight! Fight! Fight!

By Anonymous - 02/03/2016 17:54 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, some muscle-head showed up at my house and started beating on me. Turned out my son had been posing online as a Navy SEAL, using a picture of me, and had dared this guy to come over and fight him. FML

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Kinda deserved it

By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 14:02

Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML

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Teenagers…

By why the fuck would you do that - 25/02/2013 02:57 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my son broke his hand when he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 23:33 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML

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By myfamilyisodd - 15/10/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML

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Friday 1 November 2013 1:39

I bet he was Honeysuckle. That one seems like a tough pony.

CommunistBanana 8

Friday 1 November 2013 1:39

Friendship is not always magic :(

Comments

mac8080 7

Friday 1 November 2013 4:45

I hate bronies

mikemillzy92 6

Friday 1 November 2013 4:57

I'm tired of reading these "Don't judge he has a freedom to express himself". If a male of any age over 5 dresses up like a MLP character; it's weird.

Crono_brony 2

Friday 1 November 2013 5:04

Deal with it.

ViviMage 38

Friday 1 November 2013 8:38

You and me wanna hang out anywhere BUT the next BronyCon thinking its weird?? To me MLP should be as effeminate as Sailor Moon or Barbie. Anyone over 7 that's male and likes ponies are nuts, or would be called "sissies" in the 90's! It blows my mind. How this meant for 5 year old girls show has fans over 40? And male?! And damned proud!?

Alicestraza 33

Friday 1 November 2013 19:39

#121 get your sexism out of here. Men have just as much right to watch the show as women do and shouldn't be judged for it.

cooperweis 2

Friday 1 November 2013 4:57

That's horrible that you would say that of your child. You should be ashamed.

rebellionwars 11

Friday 1 November 2013 5:00

You're a piece of shit for the last sentence. You're disowning your son cause he lost in a fight. You don't need children.

Kage01 4

Friday 1 November 2013 5:05

lol the other person that had the same idea was a girl right? Props to your son though. It is good to be different

VoodooPriestess 16

Friday 1 November 2013 5:30

I doubt the shame is with dressing up or losing, but rather getting into a fistfight for a beyond retarded reason.

rawr_ily96 24

Friday 1 November 2013 5:34

Did he dress up as Snowflake? That pegasus is buff.

KaylaTackett 18

Friday 1 November 2013 5:36

What's with 15 year old boys and my little pony? My brother is 15 too and he likes that show.

awesomeamandas 37

Friday 1 November 2013 8:25

It's not only 15 yr old boys. I know numerous men ages 30 and up who love mlp. There's nothing weird about guys liking it. Just because its a "girls" show doesn't mean boys can't like it. No one ever complains about girls liking "boys" shows. So why complain about guys liking mlp?