By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 23:22 - Venezuela - Barquisimeto

Today, I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could remove a tampon applicator that he claimed he somehow "fell onto". It was lodged up his nostril. I'm marrying this man in a week. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 129
You deserved it 5 138

Same thing different taste

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jimbob_76592 5

Maybe he was having a nosebleed?

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How do you think he'd feel if he saw this and knew you thought your life was ****** for being with him? It isn't too late yet, end it if that's how you feel

My boyfriend puts stuff in his nose quite often (although they don't get stuck there). It's... nothing I care for, but it's not the worst habit a guy can have either. It's worse that your soon-to-be husband lies to you though. Even if i's obvious that he didn't somehow fall to the floor nostril first and there just happened to be a tampon applicator there, it's a matter of communication without lying. You should talk to him about it.

ViviMage 38

Don't you know it is a normal male activity to shove things up your nostrils? Your man is totally normal. Please tell me the tampon wasn't used!

Neongreenme 8

This isn't bad just funny...... You sound like you have no funny bone.

Maybe he had a nosebleed and was trying to stop the flow of blood with a tampon? Just trying to come up with a possible explanation for why a sane person would end up with a tampon applicator up his nose.

10showgirl 16

So... Was the applicator for light, regular, or super?...