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By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 23:22 - Venezuela - Barquisimeto

Today, I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could remove a tampon applicator that he claimed he somehow "fell onto". It was lodged up his nostril. I'm marrying this man in a week. FML

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By dontask - 01/10/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML

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By Guntherdog - 27/06/2013 15:17 - United States

Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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By lalalasmiles06 - 04/09/2010 03:47

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML

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By Ana - 14/08/2018 01:30

Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML

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By Rrae - 25/02/2019 02:00

Today, I'm at the ER for my first ever UTI and potential other "down there" issues. Yesterday I got married. FML

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By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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By mandy_2480 - 19/02/2012 02:08 - China

Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML

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By tictacnose - 08/01/2012 00:33 - Canada

Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML

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By Hurtingincanada - 17/10/2018 05:00

Today, I woke up with bronchitis and hemorrhoids. I'm getting married in 3 days. FML

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By Beer - 28/06/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I picked out a massive two-inch long ingrown hair on my chin. I called my girlfriend in to take a look. She saw it, shrieked, then fainted, cracking her head on the toilet as she fell. Hello, hospital bill. FML

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jimbob_76592 5

Saturday 16 February 2013 5:51

Maybe he was having a nosebleed?

poppunkismylife 9

Saturday 16 February 2013 5:51

I fall onto tampons all the time!

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chuckcloninger 12

Sunday 17 February 2013 7:56

Still?

twinkie193 6

Sunday 17 February 2013 8:23

Nosebleed lol

ittybitttyme 8

Sunday 17 February 2013 14:01

Haha quit watching She's the man when he's around.

GarageDragon 22

Monday 18 February 2013 11:03

Well good luck to you, OP.

OnlyoneCam 3

Tuesday 19 February 2013 4:37

Ummmm?

thepagoo616 4

Friday 22 March 2013 9:18

I feel you that sounds like something my fiance would do smh

GeorgiaBea 28

Thursday 24 December 2015 0:25

What kind of bachelor party was that??

jasonswife423 18

Tuesday 9 August 2016 1:39

pics or it didn't happen

CrazyJolteon 0

Monday 9 January 2017 3:44

You pervert

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Same thing different taste

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