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By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 23:22 - Venezuela - Barquisimeto

Today, I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could remove a tampon applicator that he claimed he somehow "fell onto". It was lodged up his nostril. I'm marrying this man in a week. FML

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Same thing different taste

Classy

By dontask - 01/10/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML

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You deserved it 4 428

By Guntherdog - 27/06/2013 15:17 - United States

Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 4 060

By lalalasmiles06 - 04/09/2010 03:47

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML

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By Ana - 14/08/2018 01:30

Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML

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By Rrae - 25/02/2019 02:00

Today, I'm at the ER for my first ever UTI and potential other "down there" issues. Yesterday I got married. FML

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You deserved it 266

By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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By mandy_2480 - 19/02/2012 02:08 - China

Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML

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You deserved it 4 942

By tictacnose - 08/01/2012 00:33 - Canada

Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML

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You deserved it 3 205

By Hurtingincanada - 17/10/2018 05:00

Today, I woke up with bronchitis and hemorrhoids. I'm getting married in 3 days. FML

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You deserved it 200

Keep some things to yourself

By Beer - 28/06/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I picked out a massive two-inch long ingrown hair on my chin. I called my girlfriend in to take a look. She saw it, shrieked, then fainted, cracking her head on the toilet as she fell. Hello, hospital bill. FML

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You deserved it 368

jimbob_76592 5

Saturday 16 February 2013 5:51

Maybe he was having a nosebleed?

poppunkismylife 9

Saturday 16 February 2013 5:51

I fall onto tampons all the time!

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chuckcloninger 12

Sunday 17 February 2013 7:56

Still?

twinkie193 6

Sunday 17 February 2013 8:23

Nosebleed lol

ittybitttyme 8

Sunday 17 February 2013 14:01

Haha quit watching She's the man when he's around.

GarageDragon 22

Monday 18 February 2013 11:03

Well good luck to you, OP.

OnlyoneCam 3

Tuesday 19 February 2013 4:37

Ummmm?

thepagoo616 4

Friday 22 March 2013 9:18

I feel you that sounds like something my fiance would do smh

GeorgiaBea 28

Thursday 24 December 2015 0:25

What kind of bachelor party was that??

jasonswife423 18

Tuesday 9 August 2016 1:39

pics or it didn't happen

CrazyJolteon 0

Monday 9 January 2017 3:44

You pervert

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Today, my dad agreed to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filled it up with gas, which is how I realized halfway back home that one of my "friends" had siphoned well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML

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Today, I told my wife I had a huge Zoom interview and could not be disturbed under any circumstances. Nevertheless, she called her mom, got into a screaming argument the interviewer could clearly hear, then came into my office to cry on my shoulder. She doesn't understand why I'm furious with her. FML

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Today, my boss brought his cat to the office. Despite our no pet policy, I still managed to get the blame when the crazy animal scratched 3 colleagues and peed on the floor after my boss left for bathroom. Apparently I was supposed to be "looking after it". FML

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Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML

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Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML

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Today, while licking maple syrup off my wife during foreplay, I probably shouldn't have referred to her breasts as pancakes. FML

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Today, my sister has been going on and on about how sexy her new doctor is. She’s been plotting to fake an illness just to see him again. When I explained that doctors are professionals and even if he were interested it would be unethical for him to say so, she called me a fat, jealous loser. FML

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Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML

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Same thing different taste

Classy

Keep some things to yourself

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