By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 23:22 - Venezuela - Barquisimeto

Today, I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could remove a tampon applicator that he claimed he somehow "fell onto". It was lodged up his nostril. I'm marrying this man in a week. FML
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jimbob_76592 5

Maybe he was having a nosebleed?

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Not really. She's marrying the man that she loves and has chosen to wake up next to him every morning for the rest of her life and she is marrying someone that is a bit silly and likes to have a bit of fun. Their marriage will probably be full of fun, silliness, love, and laughter. And that's a pretty cool feeling to have. I'd say she is a pretty lucky woman and he's a pretty lucky man to be marrying a woman that will put up with his shenanigans and will probably join in on his antics sometimes.

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perdix 29

Where did the tampon go? In his lung?

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graceinsheepwear 33

61, It doesn't say where the tampon went, only where the applicator is.

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mangoboy1 19

I've done this before...but with play dough...and I was 5.

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SamCat 21

I wonder how big his nostrils are? How hard did he push it in?

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igive 29

A better question is: "why insert tampon in nose?"

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Imhere4fml 24

To stop the bleeding, duh

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Jessj958 19

That is hilarious! But I do understand the embarrassment OP. I wanna know how everything turned out!

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buckdharma 37

You're getting married in a week? Just think, if you can get him to make this a habit, you'll have a convenient string coming out his nose to lead him around by.

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Kallian_fml 21

Nostril? Oh thank god. As soon as you said "fell onto" my mind went to unspeakable places.

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grandpuba 6

Wow nostril... As I was reading this I was pretty sure OP was gonna say it was lodged in a different orifice

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