By kohler9790 - 22/02/2012 01:29 - United States

Today, I had to tell my wife that the new "vegan" diet she has put us on is not working with my body. It's not the horrible gas, hot shits, or constant hunger that made me realize this. It was the dream I had about fried chicken that did. FML
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mega00ant 0

Bacon...who would give up bacon?!? I

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Goatinsfriend 8

She made you go on the diet as well? I wouldn't go through with a vegan diet.

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tehdarkness 21

Tell her to beat it. Meat is awesome and vegans are retarded. I'll bet you are all low on iron and lacking essential amino acids.

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Cubanloverllera 12

dutch oven her

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InsanityShard 23

If constantly hungry you're doing it wrong and if you just up and suddenly changed everything complete YDI, look into shit first. You can literally die from doing that.

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TimDowd 9

Man, screw her, you should've told her to **** off from the get go.

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Davros 12

You know you have problems when you have dreams of unlawful carnal knowledge of a poultry product.

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randybryant799 20

Why would you let her tell you what you can and cannot eat?

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