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Sports bras all the time will just make a uni-boob, and push up bras only look good on girls with no boobs! If the OP is C cup or bigger they'd just be at her neck!
you want to touch (or do other things to) her sweaty, salty boobs?
This isn't an FML kind of thing: I know many people who put deodorant there (including myself) to keep them from sweating or at least stop the stink if they do sweat. It's not uncommon. :
No biggie OP. I do it all the time just cuz it makes my bra more comfortable when I'm not sweaty.
Better question how did you know it was coming from there? I have to sincerely question the reality if this fml
OP didn't say it smelled.
Use 'shower to shower' scented powder. I love that stuff.
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It's not gross, it's natural. Everyone sweats whether they're a Queen or a lavatory cleaner. If you've got big knockers, you will get boob sweat, and it can get very uncomfortable. OP, try liquid talc rather than spray deodorant, it's pretty cheap and you can find it in the baby care aisle. If you're blessed in the bust department it's a lifesaver on warm days.
I think that is actually a good idea.