By H8TR - 26/08/2010 13:32 - United States

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Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML
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Mars_Bars_Big_Na 0

3# yes falcons yes. YOU DUDE, YOU

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tbsosnj 0

Why is everyone assuming anal? maybe she pooped on him.

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nerdwithagun 0

Sounds to me like if you didn't want the anal, you would've just gone out and gotten the tattoo on your own XD

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twilightfreak779 0

so, you prostituted yourself.

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frankienajera 0

When i first read this I thought of Ace Ventura talking from his butt.

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angrynegro7 16

Not for nothing, it cuts both ways. All the people who are saying that OP's husband is a controlling jerk are conveniently ignoring the fact that a lot of women often withhold sex as a means of punishing their husbands or significant others whenever they do something that they don't like. Isn't THAT a form of controlling behavior? If the OP's husband literally forced her to have anal and made it as painful as possible, then I could understand her FML. At the end of the day, she CONSENTED to have anal sex with her husband in exchange for a tattoo, and I think it's safe to say that he tried to make it as enjoyable for the both of them. If she feels so degraded by this, she has no one to blame but herself.

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kroms001_fml 0

hey... it's nice and tight for him... bust his nut and go get your tat. not an fml - you married him DEAL with it. oh, he gonna - tap tap that ass baby.

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