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By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 23:16 - Switzerland - Saint Gallen

Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML

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By nyx - 27/09/2014 08:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML

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By wtactualfuck :( - 24/10/2012 21:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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By Toloveornottolove - 12/06/2016 16:08 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML

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By Vinny1017 - 07/10/2010 14:26 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No. Now get out of my house." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2011 10:19 - Australia

Today, I came out to my parents. They nodded empathetically throughout my entire speech and told me repeatedly that it was okay. As I smiled and stood up, my dad asked, "But you're still going to marry a guy, right?" FML

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By storyofmylife - 23/02/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

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By rainonmyparade - 17/03/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I called my dad to tell him my boyfriend had proposed to me, and that we're planning on being married this summer. He was surprised at the short engagement, so I said, "Well, we're almost 30." Dad replied, "Wow, I left your mom when I was 35!" So not the conversation for that information, Dad. FML

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By notready - 15/10/2013 06:49 - Australia

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML

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Don't let me be misunderstood

By sadfacemaking - 20/07/2021 08:01

Today, my boyfriend bought me a ring for my birthday. My dad now refuses to talk to me, because he thinks I'm engaged. My boyfriend thinks it's funny, because he'd never marry me. FML

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Saturday 11 May 2013 5:28

Always good to have such a supportive father.

jcbhghy 4

Saturday 11 May 2013 5:30

I feel bad for your boyfriend.

Comments

jdubbz42 1

Sunday 12 May 2013 2:29

I am going to guess that your boyfriend is jobless, you both live with your parents, and you are both young. In that case your dad is a smart man, if im wrong go ahead and shut me up

Tiger9099 11

Sunday 12 May 2013 8:59

Tell him fine than I'm not going to go to your funeral.

IT_Nird95 9

Sunday 12 May 2013 16:25

Was he cleaning a shotgun during this conversation?

LyraAlluse 25

Sunday 12 May 2013 20:22

Wills are overrated anyway.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 12 May 2013 23:06

He'll learn to live with it...he should know better for you to be happy than be under his control...

vde_fml 15

Monday 13 May 2013 17:02

Das ist blöd :/ Hope you dad is not serious.

mt13.08.06 1

Tuesday 14 May 2013 17:19

im pretty sure if you dont receive anything under the will you can appeal it and maybe get something it all depends on how much your dad provided for you in life and in the will, judges will decide what it is fair for you to receive over that, thats how it works here anyway